That polar bear is not stupid. It's distributed its weight on thin ice to prevent it from breaking, otherwise all or some weight on individual feet might break through. Kilos per square centimeter. It's all about thermodynamics too. Why get wet when you can save calories maintaining a normal core temp?
Every one of these goes well with the Olympics fanfare music. They are all more entertaining than the Olympics but have the added virtue of only the participants being laughed. At and not the viewers
Wonder why the polar bear did that.
ReplyDeleteThin ice.
DeleteWeight distribution on thin ice
DeleteTo cool off
DeleteFleas...
DeleteFlashing the fish
Delete#5: That rear tire sure grabbed her by the pussy.
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Actually, I think it switched her butt hole to the front of her vagina. Her partner is going to be a mite confused.
DeleteTain't gonna be what it usta be!
Delete#4 - manwich?
ReplyDeleteThat polar bear is not stupid. It's distributed its weight on thin ice to prevent it from breaking, otherwise all or some weight on individual feet might break through. Kilos per square centimeter. It's all about thermodynamics too. Why get wet when you can save calories maintaining a normal core temp?
ReplyDelete#10.. Suddenly I don't feel so bad about my ice skating thirty seconds.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking that about #9.
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Russian girls, eh?
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10} Smart bear.
ReplyDeleteLooks like he rubbed one out as an added bonus.
Delete#7: So that's where the term "Ape Hanger" came from.
Delete#5: Oh, you poor dear. Let me kiss it and make it better.
ReplyDeleteNO 1 should be Olympic sport
ReplyDeleteTime it took her to get that one shot in, a competent archer would've placed seven or eight.
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# 6. Obviously he's done this before. 😂
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#6- You might be alcoholic if….
ReplyDelete#1 Sofie Dossie?
ReplyDeleteShannon Michaela
DeleteNo. 2--That cowpie on his shoulder is a nice touch. Attention to detail matters.
ReplyDelete#2 - Chianina cattle. Every one of those b@st@rds I worked on, back in the 1980s kicked the sh!t out of me.
ReplyDeleteHe's treating those cows like his employees
ReplyDeleteEvery one of these goes well with the Olympics fanfare music. They are all more entertaining than the Olympics but have the added virtue of only the participants being laughed. At and not the viewers
ReplyDeleteHeh - 2) maestro got kicked into the cow pie.
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