SYRIA — In the wake of being forced to cancel a series of concerts and disappoint thousands of fans in Austria, entertainment star and global superpower Taylor Swift ordered her private jets to launch a retaliatory strike on a suspected ISIS stronghold.
The strike began before dawn, with Swift issuing orders for a large-scale, multi-pronged assault on the terrorist base, with air strikes from her private jets to be followed up by waves of Swifties attacking on the ground.
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Oh, if she could, she would. Something tells me that losing that much money is irritating even to a billionaire.
ReplyDeleteTaylor who?
ReplyDeleteWhat were the weapon's? Maybe millions of CD Taylor Swift albums and 8x10 color photos of her and Travis wiping their asses with pages from the Quran.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Gotta love the Bee!
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Wah ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteWhat came to mind immediately was the helicopter scene from Apocalypse Now with them blaring 'Ride of the Valkyries' over loud speakers.
ReplyDelete"At publishing time, sources revealed Swift had already begun writing an upcoming song to take further revenge on the terrorists."
ReplyDeleteThat's some great parody right there. The BB has always been one of my favorite sites for almost real news.
Some people in the Middle East will think this is real and use it for propaganda and recruiting.
ReplyDeleteWhy not? We have a tard with the nuclear codes.
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