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Friday, August 09, 2024

Gonna be pretty hard to beat that DUI

ST. CLAIR SHORES, Mich. – Two people were injured when a driver crashed into a parked St. Clair Shores police car.

The crash happened at 1:20 a.m. on Saturday, Aug. 3, 2024, in the westbound lanes of I-94 near 10 Mile Road in St. Clair Shores.
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Man, the only thing worse than hitting a cop car when you're fucked up is hitting a lawyer's car when you're fucked up.

4 comments:

  1. No, the only thing worse is hitting or being hit by a car with diplomatic plates..

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  2. How about after 8 or 9 Tequila shooters before you hit your ex-wife's car who now is banging the police chief and has a restraining order against you for domestic battery

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    1. I bet your Prius didn’t hurt the cruiser much. Don’t let it cause you loss of sleep.

      TMF Bert

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    2. I hit a Police car when I was 17. Officer Davidson was a standup guy and said that it was his fault. Turned in front of me.

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