MAGOFFIN COUNTY, Ky. (WSAZ) - A man has been indicted by a grand jury and is awaiting arraignment after being accused of getting into a fight with his girlfriend over a toaster pastry.
Troopers with Kentucky State Police say when they first talked with the victim at a hospital on Feb. 18, she was bruised, scraped, and bleeding.
It would have been worse if it was a Eggo waffle.
ReplyDeleteI feel much the same way about my bagel and schmear.
ReplyDeleteGrabbing a man's Pop Tart is grounds for divorce in some jurisdictions.
ReplyDeleteWhen asked to comment on the charges, both Brown and his girlfriend both stated " of course we're voting for Harris!"
ReplyDeleteThey never said what flavor it was.
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