# 9. I put a mattress protector in the washing machine once, it said machine washable. Obviously it didn't mean top loader with an agitator washable because it came apart in the washer making a huge mess..... JD
Elephants know front and back and recognize cars. What that one was doing was scratching an itch that it couldn't get any other way. Have seen that many times before. If he was mating with that car, his choad would have punched right through the rear window.
Starker here, 1 - Have been there too. Got a call at work from the lady upstairs, oh I'm so sorry I fell asleep while I was filling the kitchen sink. I couldn't leave work for two hours, it was an hour drive home & her kitchen sink was over our bedroom. My dresser & out bed were soaked. Had to take her to the magistrate to get her to pay for the mattress & clean up. 7- I've had cast white metal handles break, too. 10- Never did that. But I bet someone said. "You can't park there. Move it or it will be towed!"
#1 I was in the downstairs apartment #6 yep did that too
ReplyDelete#7 How does and elephant come? IN QUARTS!!!! Not a place I would want to be....
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What do you do when an elephant comes through your window?
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Is this Tampon Timmy's new mouthwash dispenser?
Delete#6 I did that but my forefinger was under the upper part. Had to see a plastic surgeon to reattach my finger.
Delete#3: That's gonna sting
ReplyDelete#9 isn't too bad, not like a blue paint crayon forgotten in a sleeve pocket...
ReplyDelete# 9. I put a mattress protector in the washing machine once, it said machine washable. Obviously it didn't mean top loader with an agitator washable because it came apart in the washer making a huge mess.....
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Elephants know front and back and recognize cars. What that one was doing was scratching an itch that it couldn't get any other way. Have seen that many times before.
ReplyDeleteIf he was mating with that car, his choad would have punched right through the rear window.
Starker here,
ReplyDelete1 - Have been there too. Got a call at work from the lady upstairs, oh I'm so sorry I fell asleep while I was filling the kitchen sink. I couldn't leave work for two hours, it was an hour drive home & her kitchen sink was over our bedroom. My dresser & out bed were soaked. Had to take her to the magistrate to get her to pay for the mattress & clean up.
7- I've had cast white metal handles break, too.
10- Never did that. But I bet someone said. "You can't park there. Move it or it will be towed!"
being a farmer with lots of equipment here,
ReplyDeleteI have NO idea how to extract #10
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DeleteSmash it down and cover with concrete
Delete#5 looks like an old Hayes.
ReplyDeleteNo pity for #2
ReplyDelete#6 Saw that happen at Minot AFB at 40-below. Apparently the door was jammed and someone pulled too hard on the handle.
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