One time one of my kids just a little older than this was playing with his Hot Wheels cars after riding around in the car all day with Mommy. He suddenly pulled one car in front of the other and said "asshole".
I know some one who found it great when their Child did this and one year later they where going on about how bad the Child was when all he was doing was things she had got him to do as it was fun.
When my daughter was two I taught her Red Light, Green Light. I'd ask her, 'What's a green light mean?" "Go!," she'd cry. 'What's a red light mean?" "Stop!" "What's a yellow light mean?" Beating on her car seat, shrieking hysterically, she'd cry, "Go like hell, Daddy, go like hell!" Her mother was not amused.
Was that learned before or after birth? I'd sure hate to have to be polite around pregnant women like I am around kids.
ReplyDeleteOne time one of my kids just a little older than this was playing with his Hot Wheels cars after riding around in the car all day with Mommy. He suddenly pulled one car in front of the other and said "asshole".
ReplyDeleteI was driving the truck, stopped at a light and my sweet little girl crawled across my lap and yelled "Fuck you" at the car beside me.
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I know some one who found it great when their Child did this and one year later they where going on about how bad the Child was when all he was doing was things she had got him to do as it was fun.
ReplyDeleteWhen my daughter was two I taught her Red Light, Green Light. I'd ask her, 'What's a green light mean?" "Go!," she'd cry. 'What's a red light mean?" "Stop!" "What's a yellow light mean?" Beating on her car seat, shrieking hysterically, she'd cry, "Go like hell, Daddy, go like hell!" Her mother was not amused.
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