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Friday, August 30, 2024

"Now we must scan your titties to verify your identity"

A U.S. Border Patrol agent from New York state's North Country is accused of violating four women's constitutional rights to be free from unreasonable searches by requiring them to expose their breasts to him while virtually processing their entry into the country.
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7 comments:

  1. Give the Border control some credit. It’s likely these are more accurate than facial scans. Like finger prints the ridges on the Nipples are unique and in addition there’s an added layer of establishing an I.D. since there are usually hairs around the aureoles that can add to the identity of the individual.

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    1. Some have a unique taste as well. Ha!

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    2. ...Or he could just be a retarded pervert.

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    3. And if she falls for that, she should have no problem with " OK, let's step into the Thermal Assessment examination room to confirm that you don't have a fever- we'll first dim the lights, then insert the vaginal thermometer- you're going to feel a little pressure- the test will take anywhere from 30 seconds to 5 minutes, depending on the examiner."

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  2. I want to see the evidence before passing judgment. Arty

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  3. Irish? Was that you?
    -lg

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  4. Like fingerprints no 2 titties are exactly alike
    JD

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