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Wednesday, August 07, 2024

Problem solved, easy peasy

Louisiana became the first state that can order child rapists to have their testicles removed if the victim is under the age of 13.

The law, which went into effect on August 1, only applies if the offender is older than 17 years old, according to WAFB.
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29 comments:

  1. Doesn't go far enough but it's a start....

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    1. It does if you remove them at the neck.

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    2. Abort the rapist. Not the baby. That'll stop that s***

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  2. Why? Surely they can be sent to the state pen in Angola, without spending $30k on an operation first.

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    1. Because there's a thing called parole and early release....
      JD

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    2. I am a retired nurse, believe me, I can do it a lot cheaper with a dull steak knife and a pair of lineman pliers and only charge the state $50 bucks and I will include the large bandage at no extra cost.

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      I'm with you about that but we would spend more days in court fighting the liberal POS ACLU than anything else..... A sharp knife and a quick slice and it's done.
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  3. It shouldn't cost $30k, or even $3k. No need for a general anesthetic. Strap the felon down, numb up his scrotum, slice then sew. Just a slightly more severe vasectomy operation.

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    1. Farmers have an even far less expensive method. It involves a size 10 O-ring and takes about a week to finish the job.

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    2. Have you ever castrated hogs? Even easier.

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    3. We used a set of pliers called emasculators. Sharp pocketknife to cut off the bottom of the scrotum, to be used later as a coin pouch. Then reach up and snip. Spray some antiseptic. Rocky Mountain oysters at the bbq on Friday. The difference was that we wanted these steers to live...

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    4. There are plenty of dads who will do it for free.

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  4. The correct way to do this is to start the cut 1" under the chin.

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  5. As long as there's a provision that hormone replacement therapy isn't allowed, that's fine.

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  6. What if said miscreant never had any to begin with? Lately it seems like I've been seeing a lot more of that in the news. Equality and all that, wot?

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  7. My grandfather a farmer as his father and his grand father were once told me jacknives first came out came with one blade. He said they added the second blade with a stub nose for neutering stock. So, no need for the 30k just slice an pop em out. I've seen it done many a time. It don't hurt a bit as long as ya don't get kicked er slice yer thumb.

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  8. Anon beat me to it. It would be done for 'free' in Angola... just drop a word in the 'right' ear and walk away...

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  9. It should not matter to democrats: they'll still be able to vote.

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  10. Hire a sheep castrator take about 3 minutes without antestetic

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    1. No...just no.... see Mike Rowe's TED talk on the subject, or at least it has an example that might make you re-think your proposal: ( https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-solex-foxynewtabchocolate&ei=UTF-8&hsimp=yhs-foxynewtabchocolate&hspart=solex&p=mike+rowe+ted+talk+sheep&type=%2FFjh7qUx-#id=1&vid=62fe4e48631d881c0e99794a21baad6d&action=click)

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  11. They need to start using extra large tattoos stating that they are child rapists and some sort of other non-removeable markings.

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  12. The law didn't go far enough. Chop the dick off to ensure the perp doesn't have the tool necessary to carry out the power trip he craves.

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    1. The problem isn't the hardware. The problem is in the wetware and those problems can only be fixed by turning it off. No dick? He will use something else.

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  13. It’s well known that child molesters will not stop if castrated, application of a 1911 surgery provides 100 percent assurance of no recurrence. SCPO USN Ret.

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  14. Are female child molesters similarly mutilated, or do they get vagina privilege?

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  15. Watched a man put a tomcat in a Tingley rubber boot head first. Sliced off his balls and threw em in the field. We just need to not use the boot.

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  16. Here's an economical self-service solution- place him in a wooden shed- clamp his junk in a vise and lock it- provide him with knife- set the shed on fire- decision time!

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  17. I think they should have their neck stretched, they deserve God and be judged.

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