A Minnesota man driving to couple’s therapy with his now-arrested ex-girlfriend told police that after a rocky morning spent arguing at home and then announcing he wanted to break up with her while they were in the car, things really took a turn for the worst when she allegedly forced him out of the vehicle and then “floored it” in order to run him over.
Argument in the morning, driving together in a car to couple’s therapy… sounds like a great time to break up with this woman.
ReplyDeleteDumbass.
I like it when the emotionally reacting twits take it up a notch. She's not bad looking but I think you would want to decline her offer of strapping you down naked on the bed for the experience of a lifetime.
ReplyDeleteBetter now than later.
ReplyDeleteI love you honey, I want to kill you...
ReplyDeleteI love you to death and now is as good a time as any
DeleteJD
Good looking enough but Stevie Wonder could see the crazy in her eyes
ReplyDeleteI'd hit it.
ReplyDeleteCouples therapy and not even married? What an effin' waste of time and money. With so very many other psychos out there, ready, willing and able to go to the mat, why would you waste any time at all trying to patch things up with any particular one of them? My psychochick/wife has weathered every storm, and so have I. Without couples therapy. But if I were still single in today's sick world, I would happily remain so indefinitely. Once she moves in, she OWNS you.
ReplyDeleteMG
That's gotta be some powerful snooch, right there.
ReplyDelete"Therapy" is pretty much the one-way indicator that it is over. Women love it, because they are "validated" by it. All men need to be willing to walk, at any time. That is how you manage this emotional incontinence from women. Walk away, your dignity is (or should) be worth something. Women are the way that they are because men have refused to check them.
ReplyDeleteNot married yet and living together for about a year and all this bullshit..... GTFO and walk dude..
ReplyDeleteJD
I've personally seen this many times- Controlling, insecure woman with a savior complex- Wimpy men, often without jobs- Therapy was her idea- Fortunately for him, she's as good at driving as she is at relationships-
ReplyDeleteJohn and Mary are driving to Therapy.
ReplyDeleteMary: "John, I want a divorce."
John: "Uhhhh..."
Mary: "I'm having an affair with Bob and taking the house and bank accounts."
John: "Uhhhh...."
Mary: "Speak up! Is there anything you want?"
John: "No, I have everything I need right here." As he steers the car into the median toward the bridge column.
Mary: "What is it?" She screams.
John: "The only working air bag."
Neck