Cops in Georgia are searching for a Florida man who has allegedly stolen several stretchers used to carry dead people from nursing homes.
Several agencies in the Atlanta area have issued arrest warrants for 56-year-old Michael Christopher Johnson for allegedly stealing numerous — presumably bodiless — mortuary gurneys. On May 6, the Dallas Police Department responded to Benson’s Funeral Home after workers there discovered a stretcher had been stolen from one of their vehicles.
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When its time to move all those bodies out of your home and you need gurneys...
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Maybe he sleeps on them because gets off on old folks smells.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's the start of class racing in the downhill.
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