There are 3 round billets on the left side in front of his feet. Ten to one, they started with no rounds, then kept adding one until people stopped losing their feet.
#7- Poor kid- that's his role model- #8- I don't understand the threat- no teeth, no claws, non-poisonous, weighs ~10 lbs, hisses a little bit? Grab it by the neck!
Back in the late 1970s and early '80s, Redleg Missile Site up in the hills above Heilbronn West Germany had a shitload of geese wandering freely around the site just for that reason.
You don't mess with a goose unless you're prepared to to get beaten and bitten. I watched a goose beat the living hell out of a big German Shepard when I was I kid. Came in with wings spread. Dog went for a wing; goose went for the throat. Dog turned to face the goose and got hit with the other wing. Dog turns and gets it in the ear from the beak. Dog runs like hell.
My neighbor described finally getting fed up with an asshole goose - the thing came in for an attack and made the mistake of running under the bucket of Bob's tractor. Old Bob reached over and slapped the down lever and the goose ended up flat as a pancake.
Yep. There are more and more cowards on this Earth nowadays it bums me out. I am an old man and would have made that goose into supper in the blink of an eye.
I grew up hunting those miserable SOBs in S Illinois/W Kentucky. They act all tough and chit when you knock one down. They flap their wings at you and hiss when you come after them but just grab the bastard by the neck and give it a quick snap and he's deader than a door nail. Barnyard geese act a little different, but that activity works on them too.
1. Gator bait. 2. Not me. No. 3. Probably suffers from narcolepsy. Or something. 4. My good old cat used to watch TV. He seemed to understand that it wasn't real, but every so often he'd walk up and tap the screen, just to make sure. 5. Turn on the four ways, block the trailer, then give that idiot a set of welts. 6. Okay, I don't get it. 7. Now that's freaky! 8. Bring a tennis racket and we'll have goose for dinner tonight. 9. I think the rinos are playing with him. 10. Almost!
That driver's good. He must be pretty close to empty to get that truck shut down that quick. Bet he was anticipating something like this as he approached that bus. Kid's livin' in shit.
I think it's a salt water croc in northern Australia and the bloke is one of the Irwin family. They interact with animals for a living. The dad, Steve, interacted with a stingray a few years back and got a barb in his heart which was quickly fatal.
Likewise. Baldness runs in all branches of my family so I never stood a chance of keeping my hair. I started with a buzz cut and eventually started shaving it altogether. I've never understood men who get hung up about going bald. Wigs or combing what's left over the top look ridiculous. Stonyground.
#10 - Missed it by Thaat much.
ReplyDeleteMissed by one RCH.
Delete#2 - I couldn't believe he has no leg protection....then I saw the turban.
ReplyDeleteI saw the turban and was impressed that he wasn't wearing sandals.
DeleteI wonder if he Singhs while on the job.
DeleteNo but he singes.
DeleteThere are 3 round billets on the left side in front of his feet. Ten to one, they started with no rounds, then kept adding one until people stopped losing their feet.
Delete#9 - Never show fear.
ReplyDelete#10 That’s one way to “flatten the curve”
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#7- Poor kid- that's his role model-
ReplyDelete#8- I don't understand the threat- no teeth, no claws, non-poisonous, weighs ~10 lbs, hisses a little bit? Grab it by the neck!
Not sure what they have but I was bit by one once through my jeans and it drew blood.
DeleteI did not run away like that. I think I tried to kick it.
I was ready to kill the rooster that spurred me in the back but could not catch it.
My dad had his Seiko watch smashed by one our ganders, they make great watch dogs.
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Back in the late 1970s and early '80s, Redleg Missile Site up in the hills above Heilbronn West Germany had a shitload of geese wandering freely around the site just for that reason.
DeleteYou don't mess with a goose unless you're prepared to to get beaten and bitten. I watched a goose beat the living hell out of a big German Shepard when I was I kid. Came in with wings spread. Dog went for a wing; goose went for the throat. Dog turned to face the goose and got hit with the other wing. Dog turns and gets it in the ear from the beak. Dog runs like hell.
DeleteMy neighbor described finally getting fed up with an asshole goose - the thing came in for an attack and made the mistake of running under the bucket of Bob's tractor. Old Bob reached over and slapped the down lever and the goose ended up flat as a pancake.
DeleteYep. There are more and more cowards on this Earth nowadays it bums me out. I am an old man and would have made that goose into supper in the blink of an eye.
DeleteI grew up hunting those miserable SOBs in S Illinois/W Kentucky. They act all tough and chit when you knock one down. They flap their wings at you and hiss when you come after them but just grab the bastard by the neck and give it a quick snap and he's deader than a door nail.
DeleteBarnyard geese act a little different, but that activity works on them too.
#8 Goose is axxhole.
ReplyDeleteGoose needs a better IFF filter
Delete#10 belly flop! Bet that knocked the wind out of them.
ReplyDeleteThem?
DeleteYou should get your eyes checked. There's only one person in that clip.
DeleteWAIT!!! Libtards don't like pronouns that describe real genders. It is a mental disorder.
DeleteUhm he was referring to her bazoombas....they're what hit the mat first.
Delete1. Gator bait.
ReplyDelete2. Not me. No.
3. Probably suffers from narcolepsy. Or something.
4. My good old cat used to watch TV. He seemed to understand that it wasn't real, but
every so often he'd walk up and tap the screen, just to make sure.
5. Turn on the four ways, block the trailer, then give that idiot a set of welts.
6. Okay, I don't get it.
7. Now that's freaky!
8. Bring a tennis racket and we'll have goose for dinner tonight.
9. I think the rinos are playing with him.
10. Almost!
#5 Stay away from Las Vegas! You used up your lifetime's supply of Good Luck!
ReplyDeleteThat driver's good.
DeleteHe must be pretty close to empty to get that truck shut down that quick. Bet he was anticipating something like this as he approached that bus.
Kid's livin' in shit.
ReplyDelete#3 -- I've felt like that more than once
#2- Pakistani hot rolling operation? I hope they're wearing their POSHA approved slippers-
ReplyDelete#1 croc would have kept coming. Big gator though.
ReplyDeleteI think it's a salt water croc in northern Australia and the bloke is one of the Irwin family. They interact with animals for a living. The dad, Steve, interacted with a stingray a few years back and got a barb in his heart which was quickly fatal.
DeleteIve been to their zoo, i agree
Delete#1: play stupid games win stupid prizes or another installment for the Darwin Awards? #5: Whatever happened to 'stop, look and listen'?
ReplyDeleteTruck driver in #5 has more patience then me
ReplyDelete#7 When I go bald so be it. I'll be damned if I'd wear a rug.
ReplyDeleteLikewise. Baldness runs in all branches of my family so I never stood a chance of keeping my hair. I started with a buzz cut and eventually started shaving it altogether. I've never understood men who get hung up about going bald. Wigs or combing what's left over the top look ridiculous.
DeleteStonyground.
#3 doesn't appear to be a bar....hope that wasn't a seizure...scary shit for sure
ReplyDeleteGuy's a tweaker.
DeleteWonder how the goose would fare against that goat?
DeleteNot a goat in the rhino vid. Look closer. That is a sable. (African antelope.)
DeleteThe rino is sure taken back a bit that something that size is fighting (possibly playing in the sables mind) back and holding its own.
Delete#4 - Arnold Ziffel watched the front loading washing machine. Thought it was a submarine movie, per Fred Ziffel.
ReplyDelete#9is 100% grade A badass!
ReplyDelete#10 My youngest did that at a regional match once.
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