Back when I worked at Marriott, I used to toss a Baby Ruth candy bar into the nice indoor pool during the graveyard shift from time to time just to be obnoxious.
Our development's children's pool was closed one or two times a week because mothers would bring their little ones to the pool right after feeding them. So, they'd bring the littles shits to the adult pool, only to have the same thing happen. The city was not happy with simply draining the pools. No. They had to be drained, chemically treated, and pressure washed!
Mine was on purpose.....
ReplyDeleteThere's no such thing as accidents. There are only incidents.
ReplyDeleteAaaaand that's why I don't swim in public polls! They're never drained, just 'sanitized'.
ReplyDeleteDoodie!
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It's not that someone pooped in the pool that worries me,
ReplyDeleteIt's that they had a pre-made sign ready to hang that does.
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Frightening.
DeleteBack when I worked at Marriott, I used to toss a Baby Ruth candy bar into the nice indoor pool during the graveyard shift from time to time just to be obnoxious.
ReplyDeleteBeat me to the Baby Ruth reference. Good job!
DeleteAttention please: will Carl Spackler please report to the pool with flippers and snorkel.
DeleteAnybody remember the poster of an embarrassed looking elephant on a drum with the trainer standing beside covered in shit? He's yelling, I said Sit!
ReplyDeleteA purposely created professional sign. This gets regular use.
ReplyDeleteCould have been posted in a gay nightclub referring to the gene pool.
ReplyDeleteOur development's children's pool was closed one or two times a week because mothers would bring their little ones to the pool right after feeding them. So, they'd bring the littles shits to the adult pool, only to have the same thing happen. The city was not happy with simply draining the pools. No. They had to be drained, chemically treated, and pressure washed!
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