I ever catch a cat doing that, and he'll be stuffed very quickly---either with lead, or into a garbage disposal (Disclaimer: This is humor. I do not own a cat.)
Objection your honor - it is common knowledge cats don't care about anything so hate crimes do not exist for cats. The nerve of some people - must be a Yale man ... :^)
#1- What do you expect when the litter box is in your bedroom? You won't have this problem with a stuffed cat-( just a suggestion :-)
ReplyDeleteI ever catch a cat doing that, and he'll be stuffed very quickly---either with lead, or into a garbage disposal
Delete(Disclaimer: This is humor. I do not own a cat.)
How far can a cat be thrown?
DeleteCats are assholes.
Delete#10- I guess some gestures are universally understood-
ReplyDeleteYeah, don't let your big brother talk you into stuff.
ReplyDelete#7 - Don't Tell Mom !!
Delete#5 - "I Feelz You Jesus - Your Will Be Done !!"
I hate those monkeys.
ReplyDeleteDissected those monkeys in college. Nasty dead or alive. Oh, and 00 buck for the cat in #1
DeleteIs that a "rainbow" flag bed sheet the cat is cleaning its butt with?
ReplyDeleteCat should be charged with a hate crime.
DeleteObjection your honor - it is common knowledge cats don't care about anything so hate crimes do not exist for cats. The nerve of some people - must be a Yale man ... :^)
DeleteHere, here! Everyone knows that you should feel honored that the cat let you film it. Stupid human.
Delete#5. I’d never quite understood why people described it as “balling that jack” before.
ReplyDelete#5 oHHH...OOOOO.... That's it, right there, a little faster ...ohohoh that's it. Thanks Kamala.
ReplyDelete#5 looked to me to be trying to keep his glasses from falling off.
ReplyDelete# 6. No thanks
ReplyDeleteJD
#5. We found your mom!
ReplyDeleteIs that just a jack hammer, or did he hit a live underground power cable?
ReplyDelete6 - Hans, bringen ze die flammerwerfer
ReplyDeleteNope. Cat has tapeworms(even better wiping them off on the rainbow bed).
ReplyDeleteEw!
DeleteIs #2 chocolate?
ReplyDeleteYeah. Pretty cool, huh?
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#5 - Stevie Wonder thinking he's at the DNC covention...
ReplyDelete#6 Covid sump....
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