A South Carolina family let their chicken preparation preferences get the better of them as a get-together dedicated to cooking and supper devolved into an odd and violent brawl, according to law enforcement.
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A third party then made their way to the kitchen and fired a 9 mm handgun into the ceiling to stop the attack, according to the report. But the respite did not last very long.
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A phrase you don’t hear everyday, “chicken frying fracas“. I like it. 😄
ReplyDeleteEd
True, that. The writer did a further fine job with:
DeleteAt stake in the alleged fight was both pride and poultry.
The fowl dispute occurred on Sunday evening...
...an on-and-off again contretemps that began over the flavor, or apparent lack thereof, of the chicken being cooked by the man.
One of the better written news articles I read in a long time!
"What in the chicken fryin' fracas is going on here!" is clean & funny.
DeleteI'll use it.
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I read the story and had to go back and look at the mugshots 3 times to make sure it wasn’t satire. That ain’t your typical white folks disturbance.
ReplyDeleteNot if chicken or watermelon are involved, nossir.
DeleteI doubt this occurred on Pawley's Island or in the Debordieu (sarcastically pronounced Debbie-Doo by Carolinians).Colony. For non-Carolinas people the average SFR in both is north of $2MM.
ReplyDeleteYaKnow,, even if they get a few days apart, that just sounds like a relationship that has reached its end.
ReplyDeleteIt's a thing of beauty, it is.
ReplyDeleteLet's be sensitive and Non Judgmental. Some families sit at the kitchen table playing Cards or a family cook out. Others just beat the shit out of each other.
ReplyDeleteBoth can be a time for family bonding,