Somewhere around age 5 or 6 I was taught NEVER to leave a pan handle hanging out over the stove's edge. This idiot demonstrates why. Basic safety precaution.
I spent most of my career in the maritime radar game, and I've done probably 20-ish at sea rope ladder transfers like number 10, usually with both vessels under way. If you fuck up, best case is you get wet. Worse case is you get chewed up by the screws or just sink and drown. There's not been too many times in my life that I've been real frightened, but those vessel transfers were right up there, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
#9 left a mark...
ReplyDeleteLooks like a wet back.
DeleteHis mistakes -
Delete1 - Leaving the skillet handle out over the edge of the range.
2- Eating ramen
Nobody puts a camera on the oven to catch stupid like that.
DeleteNo, but he was probably doing a TikTok video of a 'cooking hack' and the stupid just happened.
Delete#10 Pilots should be more careful
ReplyDeleteyep - easy way to get crushed
Delete#3 And that's why customers aren't allowed back in the service area.
ReplyDelete#7 That was an expensive mistake. Looked like a Mercedes AMG coupe, somewhere in the range of $200K.
#9 Hot grease on the back is gonna leave a mark.
#3. France and a muslim woman. They ain't gonna stop her.
Delete#9. Raman, so it's water. Still gonna leave a nasty burn
It was hot water, he was preparing top ramen...
DeleteSomewhere around age 5 or 6 I was taught NEVER to leave a pan handle hanging out over the stove's edge. This idiot demonstrates why. Basic safety precaution.
DeleteGeez, couldn't follow simple microwave instructions?
Delete#3 why is that one guy hopping around?
ReplyDeleteHe's gay...
Deletechicken dance ?
Deleteattempting flight status
DeleteCelebrating?
Delete#1
ReplyDeletewhat do you 'spose is in that bucket ... it aint coco syrup
Soy sauce was my guess.
Delete#1: What are they doing, marinating a hair weave?
ReplyDelete#6: I watched my father drop a bottle of Crown Royal a parking lot once. First time I saw a grown man cry.
ReplyDeleteWay back when, (60's, 70's) Crown Royal had an ad showing a broken, leaking bottle that asked that same question.
Delete#10 not just a screw-up, that's life and death there.
ReplyDeleteThanks. I feel way better now. At least I'm not them.
ReplyDeleteAll ten of these are prime examples of schadenfreude…
ReplyDeleteespecially 9…. That the best slapstick by I’ve seen in ages…
10 is why Harbor Pilots make big money
ReplyDeleteI spent most of my career in the maritime radar game, and I've done probably 20-ish at sea rope ladder transfers like number 10, usually with both vessels under way. If you fuck up, best case is you get wet. Worse case is you get chewed up by the screws or just sink and drown. There's not been too many times in my life that I've been real frightened, but those vessel transfers were right up there, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
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