I'm pretty sure that's a Desert Eagle in #7. You don't actually have to be stupid to have no fun with that gun: top eject throws the brass in your face at least half the time, even if you don't limp-wrist it.
The idiot dropped the gun over the counter and she retrieved it and he booked out the door! Didn't really have time to turn it around before he was gone.
Agree. Was a ski patroller for 5 winters and was taught 1 Never step over the patient, 2 Approach from down slope to avoid falling on or sliding into the patient, Al_in_Ottawa
#2- "Friend, you better get another line of work; this one sure don't fit your pistol." Quote from the opening scene of John Wayne's last movie, 'The Shootist'.
#3: Many years ago on a rally stage in the all-sand Tentsmuir Forest we took off over a yump, came down hard on the other side and I've never had a car decelerate so instantly. Bolts in the suspension had sheared with the sudden impact, the left wheel turned fully left and the right wheel turned fully right and dug into the sand. We were sooo happy to have competition harnesses and helmets and finished the event with the steering tied up with rope!
I used to help a buddy with his class 8 race truck ( unlimited, 2 wheel drive) Baja racer. SCORE regulated roll cages are built hell-for-stout for max G force "incidents". I saw a Chevy truck endo too many times to remember just outside o Ensinada because it was nose heavy, off the first jump. It shed an amazing amount of sheet metal and pieces, parts. The Dukes of Hazard car crew figured out how to balance Chargers. Back around '90, you would put $100,000 into the truck and a million into running the program for one season. The Commies of Sacramento destroyed the fun and livability of California. IF you have ENOUGH money and avoid certain areas, it's still a beautiful place.
#7 and #9 have a lot in common.
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DeleteI'm pretty sure that's a Desert Eagle in #7. You don't actually have to be stupid to have no fun with that gun: top eject throws the brass in your face at least half the time, even if you don't limp-wrist it.
Delete#2-Best laugh i've had in days, thanks
ReplyDelete#9-I wonder how long he was out for. That much force, could have fractured his own skull.
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10 reminds me of our honeymoon……
ReplyDelete#2 Does she have that gun by the barrel?
ReplyDeleteYes. I wonder if she's handled a firearm before. I'm guessing not -- and now would be a great time to get training.
DeleteThe idiot dropped the gun over the counter and she retrieved it and he booked out the door! Didn't really have time to turn it around before he was gone.
DeleteLooks like she picked up the guys gun after he dropped it. At least picking up by the barrel saved possible finger prints on the grip.
DeleteOnly way she could have done it better would be to slide a pencil into the barrel to pick it up. Ok, Shooting the perp is another.
Delete#1 Unless there's a falling piano or something, you NEVER step over the patient. Walk around, ya big fatass.
ReplyDelete#6 Haitian meal by sundown
ReplyDelete#3) So...that desert truck race driver died? I mean, 150 mph to stopped inside 20 feet has gotta be fatal.
ReplyDelete#10. I think he shoulda had a bigger wheel barrow
ReplyDeleteHe was a dumb ass, guessing a coworker pranked him. He should have dumped the yeast through the drain first, before opening the clean out portal.
DeleteAny chance that’s the Budweiser plant near Syracuse NY?
Delete#1....First rule of EMS; never let "them" see you sweat. Second rule of EMS; NEVER STEP OVER THE PATIENT.
ReplyDeleteObstetrics rule #1: Don't drop the baby.
DeleteObstetrics rule #2: If you do drop the baby, pick it up.
Agree. Was a ski patroller for 5 winters and was taught
Delete1 Never step over the patient,
2 Approach from down slope to avoid falling on or sliding into the patient,
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#6 Who tf eats like that?
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Deleteexcellent set of videos today, Ken! One of, if not the best collection I think I can ever recall
ReplyDelete#2- "Friend, you better get another line of work; this one sure don't fit your pistol."
ReplyDeleteQuote from the opening scene of John Wayne's last movie, 'The Shootist'.
A panoply of low IQ idiots... what's scary is they all breed, vote and many of them are allowed to drive.
ReplyDelete#2: Hey! Free gun!
ReplyDelete#8: Once Mr. Motorcycle goes past the vertical, it is no longer your friend.
#3: Many years ago on a rally stage in the all-sand Tentsmuir Forest we took off over a yump, came down hard on the other side and I've never had a car decelerate so instantly. Bolts in the suspension had sheared with the sudden impact, the left wheel turned fully left and the right wheel turned fully right and dug into the sand. We were sooo happy to have competition harnesses and helmets and finished the event with the steering tied up with rope!
ReplyDeleteI used to help a buddy with his class 8 race truck ( unlimited, 2 wheel drive) Baja racer. SCORE regulated roll cages are built hell-for-stout for max G force "incidents". I saw a Chevy truck endo too many times to remember just outside o Ensinada because it was nose heavy, off the first jump. It shed an amazing amount of sheet metal and pieces, parts. The Dukes of Hazard car crew figured out how to balance Chargers.
DeleteBack around '90, you would put $100,000 into the truck and a million into running the program for one season.
The Commies of Sacramento destroyed the fun and livability of California. IF you have ENOUGH money and avoid certain areas, it's still a beautiful place.
Boy, I laughed all the way through those.
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ReplyDeletei hear Benny Hill music through all of these.
I loved Benny Hill
DeleteJD
Typical idiotic and inexperienced Denver Broncos fan.
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