Ha. Makes me think of a stoppage I went on years ago, two college chicks in a rental. Tried to run the closet augur through, but couldn't get into the closet bend.
Pulled the bowl and discovered several plastic stemmed Q-tips perfectly spanning the inside of the trap way exit, and then a whole wad of condoms plus a couple of tampons wrapped around those. Mucho embarrassment for the two chicks ensured, as one was standing there looking over my shoulder when the cause became apparent. This was on a Monday as I recall, so that was presumably all from the weekend.
Must be a "Loose fit!!!!" or he or she didn't se enogh "pollygrip!!!???"
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I’m a dentist by profession. At least that one was big enough to get stuck where it was accessible. Fair number are small enough to pass through.
ReplyDeleteCoelacanth
Eeww.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the real story is the person swallowed them before they turned up in the crapper.
ReplyDeleteAhh, no. Not even
ReplyDeleteJD
Ha. Makes me think of a stoppage I went on years ago, two college chicks in a rental. Tried to run the closet augur through, but couldn't get into the closet bend.
ReplyDeletePulled the bowl and discovered several plastic stemmed Q-tips perfectly spanning the inside of the trap way exit, and then a whole wad of condoms plus a couple of tampons wrapped around those. Mucho embarrassment for the two chicks ensured, as one was standing there looking over my shoulder when the cause became apparent. This was on a Monday as I recall, so that was presumably all from the weekend.
Gives eat shit a new meaning.
ReplyDeleteYou dont have to assume the owner of the "choppers" swallowed then pooped them out. I know of at least one person drunkenly puking them into a toilet.
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