Dress for the slide, not for the ride, dumbass. Pretty obvious Mr. Chunky has never involuntarily dismounted. I don't know about where that pic was taken, but out here the pavement at midday is over 180 degrees...
ridin' this way in Florida, you had better NOT make traffic errors, use signals, etc. or get pulled over for the most minor infraction.
I was down there on a big adventure bike, full touring gear, TN plates & they didnt blink an eye. even passed several cop cars ! ( kind of a quiet way to enforce safety one said )
I’m just gonna go ahead and say… that bike fits the way the guy is dressed. It looks like he’s on his way to a beach volleyball tournament. If I had the money, I’d have a different bike for every type of ride and condition. VC
I rode for decades, always with the proper gear. I actually used the gear one time and the minor discomfort of all of those hot days in leather was absolutely worth it. I went down in an oil covered curve at 50 mph and ended up mighty sore, but had no broken skin or bones.
When our kids were growing up, I would ask them to describe a rider like this or one without a helmet. The correct answer was, "organ donor."
What is that on his belly. Hope he doesn't consider it a rash guard.
ReplyDeleteMirror reflection.
DeleteThanks, I see that now
DeleteProphylactic XL fentanyl patch for road rash.
DeleteWorst BOLO disguise ever !!
ReplyDeleteLooks like he's trolling for dick to me.
ReplyDeleteRoad Rash coming up!
ReplyDeleteSandals are about as effective as the shorts.
ReplyDeleteDress for the slide, not for the ride, dumbass. Pretty obvious Mr. Chunky has never involuntarily dismounted. I don't know about where that pic was taken, but out here the pavement at midday is over 180 degrees...
ReplyDeleteThe sandals are just the cherry on the top
ReplyDeleteridin' this way in Florida, you had better NOT make traffic errors, use signals, etc. or get pulled over for the most minor infraction.
ReplyDeleteI was down there on a big adventure bike, full touring gear, TN plates & they didnt blink an eye. even passed several cop cars ! ( kind of a quiet way to enforce safety one said )
Vancouver, WA. Left Coast. Figures.
ReplyDeleteA lightweight dual-purpose bike is actually the safest motorcycle in the world, because it can just barely kill you.
ReplyDeleteI’m just gonna go ahead and say… that bike fits the way the guy is dressed. It looks like he’s on his way to a beach volleyball tournament. If I had the money, I’d have a different bike for every type of ride and condition.
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There's a reason the place is called Van-Tucky.
ReplyDeleteI rode for decades, always with the proper gear. I actually used the gear one time and the minor discomfort of all of those hot days in leather was absolutely worth it. I went down in an oil covered curve at 50 mph and ended up mighty sore, but had no broken skin or bones.
ReplyDeleteWhen our kids were growing up, I would ask them to describe a rider like this or one without a helmet. The correct answer was, "organ donor."
Yep, never involuntarily dismounted, all it takes is 75 foot slide in thin pants and t-shirt. Have ridden with protective gear head to toe since.
ReplyDeleteLooks like he's a regular at that Golden Corral. Probably building up more crash padding!
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