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Monday, September 23, 2024

It's still Monday, damn it

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  1. Number eight, I suspect he's going to have words with the guy at the con of that boat.
    Something made him look just in time, just like something made me look just in time to see the tree falling on the deck right where I was standing.

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  2. #10 - It looks like that stubby little antenna is what caught the door. Who'd have thunk it!

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    1. Looks like something my wife would do.

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  3. #9. Three idiots. Driver 1, the guy pretending to hold down the panels, driver 2 following in the danger zone.

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    1. Forgot the most important rule, at least one bungee cord to hold it all down.

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  4. #9 is one lucky bastard. A stupid bastard, but a lucky bastard.

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  5. #3 must be a Kawasaki because it acts just like a jet ski circling after the rider falls off.

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  6. #7, he ain't stuck yet. I'm actually impressed.

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    1. The high center drag marks tells me the undercarriage has loaded up. They were not going to make it much further. This is why you never buy a used Jeep.

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  7. #3--good thing he was wearing his gear. Coulda been nasty otherwise.
    --Tennessee Budd

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  8. #3: A good motorsickle might dump you, but it will never leave you.

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  9. #6 Bitchslapped by a carp , the negros are laughing

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  10. #2 Always put the point where the hitch is or the point you are pulling on a tree lower to the ground than the rear axle. That would tend to pull the front wheels down and not up.
    #5 Something similar happened at the first fire safety training on my first week of work when starting with KP&L. The hose came off the bottle when our clerk took her turn.

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  11. Idiot tailgating the idiots hauling siding. They seem to be everywhere and they need to be labeled as such so we’ll know to avoid them.

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  12. #6 I dated a girl once who was like that..

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  13. #6: Well, there goes another perfectly good cliche. ("It beats being slapped with a wet fish.")

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  14. #2 My dick, her forehead. 8-)

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  15. In #1, the wrecked boat is the Anna Karenina, and to paraphrase the famous opening line from that story, happy boat owners are all the same; each unhappy boat owner is unhappy in his own way.

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  16. #6 - Pre-emptive strike!

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