A Simcoe, Ont., woman is facing a charge of assault with a weapon over an incident where, she says, she accidentally struck a neighbour in the chest with water from a child's water gun.
Ontario Provincial Police say 58-year-old Wendy Washik was taken into custody after an investigation on Sunday, Sept. 1.
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And the cops arrested her instead of just telling the neighbor to grow the fuck up.....
And she didn't melt?
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DeleteOh Canada!
ReplyDeleteI used to think political correctness was a plague of stupidity, until I learned it's a tool invented by communism.
ReplyDeleteGoes to show you how a lot of the law enforcement hires are pretty useless in this modern age. Ken is 100% right. I would have told the dude who got splashed, to fuck right off for wasting my time.
ReplyDeleteA kid being a kid and an adult actually helping him to achieve that end by playing with him and another adult effs things up because they they got a little wet/scared by a squirt gun! This is what it has come to in the 21st century. What a friggin jack wagon!
ReplyDeleteaccording to the story, it was a GUY........what a wimp
ReplyDeleteAnd Kamal Toe will direct the just us department to do the same if it ever goes to the White House
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If my neighbor was having a water fight with her kid and I got sprayed, it's on man. We'd have had the hell of a water fight and lots of laughter.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you expect when Canada is run by a colossal wimp like Trudeau who runs and hides every time there is trouble and he doesn't have his massive security detail to hide behind?
ReplyDeleteNote: Did you know the Prime Minister of Canada has a more extensive (and expensive) security detail than any other world leader? His country hates him THAT much.
It gets better - GoFundMe took down her page to help pay legal expenses. I guess since she used a gun?
ReplyDeletehttps://www.norfolktoday.ca/2024/09/13/150159/
It's a good thing Canada doesn't have the 'Death Penalty" cause this heinous crime makes her a prime candidate
ReplyDeleteshowed this to the wife and she couldn't believe it either . like "grow the fuck up" her words.
ReplyDeleteGoFundMe cancelled her page, but GiveSendGo opened one, so I gave her $20 (Canadian) with the message - YOU CAN HAVE MY SQUIRT GUN WHEN YOU PRY IT OUT OF MY COLD WET HAND!
ReplyDeleteWell done, sir!
DeleteMany years ago we participated in what started out as a water balloon fight between docked and moored boaters versus Harley riders on land in Block Island, Rhode Island...When the Harley dudes commandeered fire hoses, it sorta escalated and they had to call in the Rhode Island State Police, all the way from the mainland...it was an epic event!
ReplyDeleteY'all have no idea how completely fucked up Canada is. For the past nine years we have had a clown for a Prime Minister who is extremely unpopular and has succeeded in destroying all that was good in Canada. We are very unhappy and he will NOT call a much needed election where he knows he will be fired. Arrogance galore.
ReplyDeleteWhat has happened to Canada makes it seem like the US is still a free country. Half my ancestors are Canadian - as a US citizen, I don't dare cross the border - I'd get busted for something. Like being American, playing with a squirt gun. Or saying Fuck Trudeau.
ReplyDeleteFurther proof that Canada is lost.
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha
ReplyDeleteThe ONLY REMEDY here is self evident - let the "victim" squirt the "waterer"! What's wrong with people??
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