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Monday, September 16, 2024

Possession of...... possums?

A bizarre arrest unfolded Wednesday morning in an area under an evacuation warning due to the Bridge Fire after deputies allegedly found two people in possession of drugs, evidence of theft and multiple wild opossums in their vehicle.
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9 comments:

  1. Well since they didn't have cats we know they're not Haitians.

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  2. Maybe the possums were couriers ?

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  3. When evacuating, it is wise to have medications and emergency food sufficient for several days.

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  4. One could argue that they left their window down, and the possums moved into the mobile snack shack.

    Another excuse they could use, is they were "saving" the possums from the fire.

    Course, the fen/meth and paraphanelia, that's just to help uhhh.... Well, perhaps not...

    HD

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  5. Possum, the giant rat-like meat.

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  6. I know of no state with a closed season on possums, nor a pocession limit, to a permit required to pocess live ones. The possum info was just put in there to imflame the jury

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  7. I was offered a possum lunch once. I just grinned and declined. I hope it never comes to that.

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  8. Anything is edible with enough BBQ sauce.

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  9. What other kind of opossum is there? Tame? Domesticated? Circus trained?

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