A man was arrested by Santa Monica police after he allegedly climbed on top of a female sunbather and started “thrusting against her.”
It happened Tuesday around 1:30 p.m. on the 1300 block of Santa Monica State Beach, according to the Santa Monica Police Department.
Dude shoulda stuck to doin' push ups over golpher holes.
ReplyDeleteThank you! I am going to remember that!
DeleteMaybe they should pass an ordinance where women can only sunbathe while wearing a burka/sarc.
ReplyDeleteIs it them again? Yup
ReplyDeleteRumspringer again? Damned Amish....
DeleteWhen are the women in Cali going to realize that their voting habits will require an alteration of their public behavior. It ain't your grandma's California Dreaming anymore.
ReplyDeleteGenetically predisposed to little or no impulse control.
ReplyDeleteMy dog is more socially responsible than that-he won't even hump your leg.
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