You are aboslutely correct. It usually meant I had to throw something to the ceiling to get the lights to come back on... I only dropped the two-way radio once... it bounced.
I always carry a flashlight. Phone also has one but yeah happens to me in a public restroom. As I proof read that why the hell do they call it a restroom. I have never took a nap in there
10: I'm not really seeing a downside. 11: It does bother me that there's two or three of her songs that I could identify. 14: Swap that white wall out for some wood paneling and that's my grandparent's living room in the 70s. I bet the ceiling is plaster too. 15: I can see this being really useful for someone with serious mobility issues. At the same time it would be really cramped. 19: Been AGES but I remember learning the hard way to stop second guessing myself in these situations.
Are you sure about #8. It seems that should have been a picture of a $50... I spent $100 at the grocery store yesterday and there was open space on the floor of the cart...it was depressing.
Its very relatable, and I'm no spelling (bad German), but to leave out an entire word from a sentence, a key word at that, is bad. Worse, they published it as a meme, and amplified their shame. What word did the OP intend ? Off or from?
#7 Instead of telling personal news to each person in my family, I'd just tell my younger brother. We don't call him chatterbox for nothing.
#15. I once built a shower for a man that had a sink and toilet in it. The room measured 24'x24'. The entire room was a shower with 9 showerheads. In the exact middle he put in a sex chair for his new 20 something hot wife.
#4 - Winner, hands down.
ReplyDeleteBeen there.
DeleteYou are aboslutely correct. It usually meant I had to throw something to the ceiling to get the lights to come back on... I only dropped the two-way radio once... it bounced.
DeleteI literally carry a small flashlight at all times
DeleteYup. Been there, fumbled in the dark for the damn paper.
DeleteI always carry a flashlight. Phone also has one but yeah happens to me in a public restroom. As I proof read that why the hell do they call it a restroom. I have never took a nap in there
DeleteLake Hartwell State Park campground, last summer, 3am
Delete10: I'm not really seeing a downside.
ReplyDelete11: It does bother me that there's two or three of her songs that I could identify.
14: Swap that white wall out for some wood paneling and that's my grandparent's living room in the 70s. I bet the ceiling is plaster too.
15: I can see this being really useful for someone with serious mobility issues. At the same time it would be really cramped.
19: Been AGES but I remember learning the hard way to stop second guessing myself in these situations.
You ever get a strong urge to shit while taking a shower? Problem solved.
DeleteJeremy
DeleteIt's the bidet of the future why wash just your ass when you can get everything else cleaned at the same time.
JD
#15 - I had bathrooms in my hotels in Japan that were slightly larger, but they had a tub not a shower.
ReplyDelete#15 I wonder if after you close the door, it fills with a little water and then shakes you like a drink shaker.
ReplyDeletecool - super seal the door - then you can pretend like you are in a submarine going down - das boote style
Delete#14- Cigarettes, Glade air freshener & mothballs-
ReplyDelete#15- Add a mini-fridge & waterproof mattress and it's perfect-Shit, Shower, Shave, Snack, Snooze
#14 is missing the fitted plastic upholstery covers. Otherwise it looks identical to my neighbor's living room in 1974.
DeleteAre you sure about #8. It seems that should have been a picture of a $50... I spent $100 at the grocery store yesterday and there was open space on the floor of the cart...it was depressing.
ReplyDelete#18: My life as I know it.
ReplyDeleteIts very relatable, and I'm no spelling (bad German), but to leave out an entire word from a sentence, a key word at that, is bad. Worse, they published it as a meme, and amplified their shame. What word did the OP intend ? Off or from?
DeleteEbonics.
DeleteNever use to. Used to or if hillbilly useta will work
Delete#5 reminds me of a great joke that I've probably written here before...
ReplyDeleteWhat's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, and full of cum?
The sock under my bed.
also safer than getting married these days ABE
Delete#7 Instead of telling personal news to each person in my family, I'd just tell my younger brother. We don't call him chatterbox for nothing.
ReplyDelete#15. I once built a shower for a man that had a sink and toilet in it. The room measured 24'x24'.
The entire room was a shower with 9 showerheads. In the exact middle he put in a sex chair for his new 20 something hot wife.
12. If I gotta watch my dog lick his junk in the middle of the livin room, he has to watch me rub one out.
ReplyDeleteFair is fair.
#20 for the win. That's right I said it
ReplyDeleteyep - I am 55 & want a mower train ride also
Deletehell, yall do too dont lie