I believe that's a TENS unit that uses mild electric shock to clinch and unclinch muscles - it's used in therapy for muscle pain. I've used on on my back and shoulders - if you turn it up too high too fast it'll make you jerk around like you've been tased. Apparently this guy was trying to see how much he could take and it popped his dentures out.
I think so. That's a fabric cleaner that sprays water and detergent on one side and vacuums it up on the other. It cleans pretty well, but not that well with normal dirt. The upholstery was sprinkled with something that stays up on top of the fabric instead of sifting down into it, and that seems like a sales demo.
#3 Reminds me of the time I thought I could get one more vacuum done before changing the bag. MF'ing dust EVERYWHERE when it exploded. Even my eyelashes were covered.
3. Imagine what that'll do for underwear skidmarks!
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#4 When you were a kid did you ever think to stick your hand in a tailpipe?
ReplyDelete#9- MuthaF'n white racist balloons- shit!
ReplyDelete#10- Babooley, babooley, babooley- Hey! Babooley, babooley, babooley- Hey!
I don't believe the Atomic Wedgie is a legal move in Judo.
ReplyDelete#10, gotta say: Amazing.
ReplyDeleteThis is why they still live in mud huts, isn't diversity wonderful!
DeleteThe guy in #1 wants to know if #3 works on skid marks.
ReplyDelete# 1, the atomic wedgie, the single most deadly fighting skill on any playground in the world.
DeleteWhat is #6?
ReplyDeleteI believe that's a TENS unit that uses mild electric shock to clinch and unclinch muscles - it's used in therapy for muscle pain. I've used on on my back and shoulders - if you turn it up too high too fast it'll make you jerk around like you've been tased. Apparently this guy was trying to see how much he could take and it popped his dentures out.
DeleteElectric muscle stimulation, turned up HIGH. TENS unit.
DeleteA TENS unit that is turned up to 11.
Delete#3 whose upholstery is that dirty, or does someone live on a dirt road?
ReplyDeleteI live on a dirt road and my upholstery is like new. (we close our windows) That is obviously a setup to sell something.
ReplyDeleteI think so. That's a fabric cleaner that sprays water and detergent on one side and vacuums it up on the other. It cleans pretty well, but not that well with normal dirt. The upholstery was sprinkled with something that stays up on top of the fabric instead of sifting down into it, and that seems like a sales demo.
Delete#3 Reminds me of the time I thought I could get one more vacuum done before changing the bag. MF'ing dust EVERYWHERE when it exploded. Even my eyelashes were covered.
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