#1 The puppy must be a US Marine, as in "....If the Army and the Navy ever looks on Heaven's Scene, they will find the streets are guarded by US Marines...."
#18: My ex used to express her disapproval of my driving by placing her fingertips against the dash and pressing as I was slowing down/stopping. She did this even when belted in. I thought of commenting about the futility of her action, but then thought, "Naw, because then I'll have to explain the Laws of Physics to her."
Back in the nineties I read a story in an underground magazine about a woman nicknamed "(something-I-can't-recall) Plastercaster". She supposedly had plaster casts of the erect members of some famous guys. Jimi Hendrix supposedly made her wait, as he kept saying, "I can get it bigger." "Nice-looking cock, actually," she reportedly said about that one. Long before the internet, one could find almost anything at De Lauer's Newsstand in Oakland. Dayum, now that there IS an internet, I was able to find the details! "Cynthia Plaster Caster" was her nickname, she died in 2022, and pictures are available.
A watched pit never boils.
ReplyDeletePasta: Hold my linguine.
Who cooks pasta in a pan?
ReplyDeleteLasagna is pasta and is cooked in a pan.
Delete#19 What's wrong honey? (mumbled around mouthful)
ReplyDeleteNothing.
I don't understand 12. But I do appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteGlad I'm not the only one.
DeleteDifferent rides
Deletelook at the butt size and thigh gap.
DeleteEric.
Possibly an anal sex reference but a bit obscure for me.
Delete#20 BAM!
ReplyDelete#1 The puppy must be a US Marine, as in "....If the Army and the Navy ever looks on Heaven's Scene, they will find the streets are guarded by US Marines...."
ReplyDeleteIf all mine over the years meet me, I'm gonna have a whole company of dogs! That's heaven!
DeleteI like 12 a lot, but I don't understand it. Is there a joke? It's just 3 chicas wearing spray-on pants. Am I missing something?
ReplyDeleteAs I look, I see a small butt, a big butt, and a gap between the thighs. Your mind isn't sufficiently perverted to think about loading cargo.
Delete1. Hell no.
ReplyDeleteWhatever I missed was unimportant in the grand scheme of things!
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I thought 13 looked like kamala after servicing willie's willie. . .
ReplyDeleteI think it was Twain that said, "Heaven goes by favor. If it went my merit, your dog would get in and you'd be left out."
ReplyDeleteI call dibs on the one in the middle.
ReplyDeleteWho am I kidding... I can't afford anything in that picture.
ReplyDelete#18: My ex used to express her disapproval of my driving by placing her fingertips against the dash and pressing as I was slowing down/stopping. She did this even when belted in.
I thought of commenting about the futility of her action, but then thought, "Naw, because then I'll have to explain the Laws of Physics to her."
Back in the nineties I read a story in an underground magazine about a woman nicknamed "(something-I-can't-recall) Plastercaster". She supposedly had plaster casts of the erect members of some famous guys. Jimi Hendrix supposedly made her wait, as he kept saying, "I can get it bigger." "Nice-looking cock, actually," she reportedly said about that one.
ReplyDeleteLong before the internet, one could find almost anything at De Lauer's Newsstand in Oakland. Dayum, now that there IS an internet, I was able to find the details! "Cynthia Plaster Caster" was her nickname, she died in 2022, and pictures are available.