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“Where you going, boy? Come here! Come here! I got something for you!”BOY! Oh, you're in BIG trouble now, dad.
If the guy was preoccupied looking in the window I wonder how the dad missed him with the bat.
Took his eye off the ball swinging for the fence. Needs some remedial time at the local batting cage. Never swing for the fence when a single will do.
The "double strike" maneuver that dad should have applied: 1- bat to head full force. Perp stunned 2- then handle up the ass to the label.
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“Where you going, boy? Come here! Come here! I got something for you!”
ReplyDeleteBOY! Oh, you're in BIG trouble now, dad.
If the guy was preoccupied looking in the window I wonder how the dad missed him with the bat.
ReplyDeleteTook his eye off the ball swinging for the fence. Needs some remedial time at the local batting cage. Never swing for the fence when a single will do.
DeleteThe "double strike" maneuver that dad should have applied: 1- bat to head full force. Perp stunned 2- then handle up the ass to the label.
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