#3 Dad had an old coyote hound named Jerry. Jerry was getting on in years, was blind, mostly deaf, and had lost a back leg from being hung up in a fence for a day before we found him. One day the old dog was sleeping in a sunny spot in yard. One of my nephews, three or four years old , was wandering around playing with a lead rope from a halter. He slapped Jerry with the knotted end. Jerry, asleep, stove up, blind, and deaf, responded by biting at the threat. Caught the little dumbass in the face. No permanent damage. But Scott thought he was killed. My sister went running out, having a fit. Dad shut it down. The dog, he explained, w
The dog, he explained, wanted to eat a baby. Before he went blind and deaf, the dog had always been a huge Mike Myers fan. To this day, he would bark-growl the comic actor's most cliche' catch phrases. With an exaggerated Scottish accent, the dog would bark "Get in my belly!" at random moments. Other times, you'd hear him growl "One Meeellion Daahlors" with an evil chuckle and a front paw near his cheek. Jerry's final barks before he passed was to say, "Mariska Hargitay ".
#1 I assume they "dry docked" it like that because they know the tide will come in and lift it. Or it may have been another example of "Hold my beer and watch this!"
#1 It's a RNLI (Royal National Lifeboat Institution) Shannon class boat. The RNLI beach their small boats at the end of every trip and pull it into a boathouse to wait for the next distress call. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYFEIdVcptQ Al_in_Ottawa
#10 There are some really awesome people in this world !!!!!
ReplyDeleteand small too! They are bowling with billiard balls!
Delete#3 Dad had an old coyote hound named Jerry. Jerry was getting on in years, was blind, mostly deaf, and had lost a back leg from being hung up in a fence for a day before we found him. One day the old dog was sleeping in a sunny spot in yard. One of my nephews, three or four years old , was wandering around playing with a lead rope from a halter. He slapped Jerry with the knotted end. Jerry, asleep, stove up, blind, and deaf, responded by biting at the threat. Caught the little dumbass in the face. No permanent damage. But Scott thought he was killed. My sister went running out, having a fit. Dad shut it down. The dog, he explained, w
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DeleteWell goddammit! Don't leave us hanging. Finish the story!
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The dog, he explained, wanted to eat a baby. Before he went blind and deaf, the dog had always been a huge Mike Myers fan. To this day, he would bark-growl the comic actor's most cliche' catch phrases. With an exaggerated Scottish accent, the dog would bark "Get in my belly!" at random moments. Other times, you'd hear him growl "One Meeellion Daahlors" with an evil chuckle and a front paw near his cheek. Jerry's final barks before he passed was to say, "Mariska Hargitay ".
Delete#2 so that's how fat machines work....
ReplyDelete#5 They got the mojo....
ReplyDelete#9. Nothing like a good nose job.....
ReplyDeleteIt's all fun and games until the elephant sneezes...
Delete#3 Situational awareness is a thing but she's a chick so...
ReplyDeleteBlond to boot.
Delete#10 A strike, good for you.
ReplyDelete#1 The left would say this is proof of global warming. Even the boats are beaching themselves.
ReplyDelete#1 I guess that is one way to remove the barnacles on the bottom. Bring in the new hires to push it back into the ocean.
ReplyDelete#1 I assume they "dry docked" it like that because they know the tide will come in and lift it. Or it may have been another example of "Hold my beer and watch this!"
ReplyDeleteIt's an RLNI rescue boat but I can't work out which class.
Deletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_National_Lifeboat_Institution_lifeboats
#1 It's a RNLI (Royal National Lifeboat Institution) Shannon class boat. The RNLI beach their small boats at the end of every trip and pull it into a boathouse to wait for the next distress call.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYFEIdVcptQ
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#7 Very lucky girl.
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