You can't have it both ways. Either the dogs should be locked up and the pizza is on the dog owner or it's fine to leave them out and it's on the delivery guy. Frankly I think the delivery guy did just fine. He did not deliberately destroy the pizza; he slipped while trying to retreat. The pizza shop should black list the address.
What I miss the most about Iowa is those farm girls. When they wanted to bump uglies, you had better have had a good breakfast; they didn't quit early or easily.
#4- The black guy did it- #8- Now be a good girl and get me another fish AND a beer- smack! #9- Dogs can always sense a pussy- or they just really love pizza!
Were I still married, that would be the ten seconds my wife would be watching tv all day. Single now, so don't give a shit if someone catches me looking at the girls. I just wish I could remember why...
#1: 'See? Even GOD thought His phone bill was too high!!!
#2: That girl is going to PAY for that later in life!
#5: A rotational mold. We had a really small version of one of those in high school shop class.
#10: Common on urban waterways. I used to see these on San Francisco Bay. Now, if they could only get the bums and their shit off the streets and OUT OF THE STATE...
#9 - If you're going to order pizza, lock up the dogs long enough to get it delivered. Dude should totally be paying for that pizza.
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You can't have it both ways. Either the dogs should be locked up and the pizza is on the dog owner or it's fine to leave them out and it's on the delivery guy. Frankly I think the delivery guy did just fine. He did not deliberately destroy the pizza; he slipped while trying to retreat. The pizza shop should black list the address.
Delete#2 - That woman could kick all our asses.
ReplyDeleteShe's incredible. I hope her back holds out. Lifting and twisting like that is tough on it.
DeleteWhat I miss the most about Iowa is those farm girls. When they wanted to bump uglies, you had better have had a good breakfast; they didn't quit early or easily.
DeleteWatching her work was giving me a...never mind.
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I could be wrong, but is she barefoot?
DeleteThese eyes say she is shoeless. If she is in the mood you better be.
Delete#4- The black guy did it-
ReplyDelete#8- Now be a good girl and get me another fish AND a beer- smack!
#9- Dogs can always sense a pussy- or they just really love pizza!
#3 - who pee'd in my water?
ReplyDelete#6 don’t blame him one bit.
ReplyDeleteNope, not at all. Or the mammal in #8.
DeleteWere I still married, that would be the ten seconds my wife would be watching tv all day.
DeleteSingle now, so don't give a shit if someone catches me looking at the girls.
I just wish I could remember why...
#3. I'd be getting out of the water, Orcas hunt sharks.
ReplyDeleteNot an Orca, Humpback...
ReplyDelete#10 is cool.
ReplyDeleteYeah. They need one at Lake Lure, NC.
Delete#1: 'See? Even GOD thought His phone bill was too high!!!
ReplyDelete#2: That girl is going to PAY for that later in life!
#5: A rotational mold. We had a really small version of one of those in high school shop class.
#10: Common on urban waterways. I used to see these on San Francisco Bay. Now, if they could only get the bums and their shit off the streets and OUT OF THE STATE...
#2 That's why life expectancies used to be 35 years.
Deletesomeone pissed off Thor....
ReplyDelete#10 My grandpa Frank used to drive one of those little boats picking up seaweed in New York. Called him Captian Frank. Good times.
ReplyDelete10: These things are brilliant. We need about a million of them.
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