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Friday, October 04, 2024

I've been on bad trips before, but daaaaamn.....

In an unprecedented case report, doctors in Austria have documented the first known instance of psilocybin-induced penile amputation. After consuming a large quantity of magic mushrooms, a 37-year-old man suffering from depression and alcohol abuse severed his penis with an axe. Fortunately, doctors were able to reattach part of the amputated organ. The unique case is detailed in the Mega Journal of Surgery.
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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 4, 2024 at 9:03 PM

    Lorrania Bobbit award, but self inflicted.

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  2. AnonymousOctober 4, 2024 at 9:42 PM

    Are we as a society really better off with him successfully having his dick reattached? I say we are not.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 4, 2024 at 10:30 PM

    If he didn t want it, why bother to reattach?

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  4. AnonymousOctober 4, 2024 at 11:18 PM

    Follow the link in the story(Mega Journal of Surgery) for a picture of the " penile stump" in-case you are so inclined.

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  5. AnonymousOctober 5, 2024 at 10:27 AM

    One might say he got half-cocked on shrooms.

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  6. RugglesOctober 5, 2024 at 10:44 AM

    Sudden Onset Gender Dysphoria ? I've heard of beating your meat , But , that's a whole new level

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    1. AnonymousOctober 6, 2024 at 6:23 PM

      Think how much cheaper sex changes are when you give the guy a couple of pounds of mushrooms and a pair of scissors.

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  7. AnonymousOctober 5, 2024 at 10:59 AM

    If he thought he was depressed before this....

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