7) One time this woman I worked with stopped by my desk to say she was retiring. I said "Ok, bye". She actually started crying and said "you don't care at all that I'm leaving". I said "I wouldn't care at all if I was leaving much less you". I don't care if you're a VP or a Janitor, if you're an employee it's just a job and co-workers are not friends. All jobs, even if they last 40 years, are temporary.
Get a bucket of water and put your arm in as far as you can. Now, pull it out as fast as you can. The time that the hole in the water persists is the amount of time the job/Company will miss you.
I work for a major corporation and I've seen security walk out VP's and then watched the company go through all documentation and remove any record of or reference to them.
I spent over 35 years in a steel making shop. I was one of those who helped it grow from a job shop into a multi national corp., now owned by Warren Buffet. I was covered by FMLA due to chronic migraines. They tried to get rid of me for over 3 years. They finally sent me down for a "random" drug test. After I had been at work for 7 hours. The fired me for having alcohol in my system. I did not even drink alcohol. But they are such a large corporation that the last person they screwed like that, and took them to court, faced the companies lawyers. The lawyers were the same ones who were involved with the tobacco industry lawsuit, so they were not some tiny local ones. Needless to say, you cannot win against such money and power.
#3 My brother was a sheriff driving down the road in his marked police car and this guy pulled up right behind him at night in his truck and turned on all their truck lights. My brother said it was blinding. My brother put on his party lights and gave the guy a ticket for tailgating. The guy who got the ticket didn't think tailgating against the law. Nothing like poking the bear.
I live in upstate NY, had a guy come in from Minnesota or Wisconsin and work at my company for a couple of years. He had a light bar on top of his truck. First time we had some foggy weather he turned it on driving down the road. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled him over and told him that wasn't legal to use on the public roads here. The main reason he didn't get a ticket was because he had out of state plates. Ever since then I've always wondered if those worked well in fog or not.
The yellow lights do somewhat but they need to be mounted low or the water in the fog just reflects them back at you. White lights suck in the fog - you can't see shit but the fog. Driving for years in the Valley's tule fog, I figured out that fog lights aren't to make you see better, but to make you more visible to the oncoming driver right before he swerves into your lane because he's driving too fast for the conditions.
#20 Sad. So the brother dumped her in the first trimester. At least she got to hang a nice name on the poor little girl, "Heidi" not "Zuleemque". Mom still has braces, notice that? Young, I wonder if she's learned anything. The culture of the prospective mate is as important as anything else. Sometimes everything else. But the obvious, that she is looking to fix her life with "the right man", isn't a good sign.
#19 My wife would pull that scrap early in on in our marriage. " I have enough gas to get to the gas station" " Fine , what if you need to get to the hospital? Fuel pump is in the tank and needs fuel to cool it. Between the tow truck time,expense , dropping the fuel tank to replace the pump, use woman math and tell me how you saved ANYTHING! "
Okay no one else said it so I am going to. #16 kinda looks like him but he would have to turn around so I can verify the gerbil. Sorry but you ain't living that down.
#20 - Good luck. HA!
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ReplyDelete7) One time this woman I worked with stopped by my desk to say she was retiring. I said "Ok, bye". She actually started crying and said "you don't care at all that I'm leaving". I said "I wouldn't care at all if I was leaving much less you". I don't care if you're a VP or a Janitor, if you're an employee it's just a job and co-workers are not friends. All jobs, even if they last 40 years, are temporary.
ReplyDeleteGet a bucket of water and put your arm in as far as you can. Now, pull it out as fast as you can. The time that the hole in the water persists is the amount of time the job/Company will miss you.
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I work for a major corporation and I've seen security walk out VP's and then watched the company go through all documentation and remove any record of or reference to them.
DeleteI spent over 35 years in a steel making shop. I was one of those who helped it grow from a job shop into a multi national corp., now owned by Warren Buffet.
DeleteI was covered by FMLA due to chronic migraines. They tried to get rid of me for over 3 years. They finally sent me down for a "random" drug test. After I had been at work for 7 hours. The fired me for having alcohol in my system. I did not even drink alcohol. But they are such a large corporation that the last person they screwed like that, and took them to court, faced the companies lawyers.
The lawyers were the same ones who were involved with the tobacco industry lawsuit, so they were not some tiny local ones. Needless to say, you cannot win against such money and power.
Phil B, military is even worse, your replacement is assigned before the body bag is zipped shut.
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Delete#3 My brother was a sheriff driving down the road in his marked police car and this guy pulled up right behind him at night in his truck and turned on all their truck lights. My brother said it was blinding. My brother put on his party lights and gave the guy a ticket for tailgating. The guy who got the ticket didn't think tailgating against the law. Nothing like poking the bear.
ReplyDeleteI live in upstate NY, had a guy come in from Minnesota or Wisconsin and work at my company for a couple of years. He had a light bar on top of his truck. First time we had some foggy weather he turned it on driving down the road. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled him over and told him that wasn't legal to use on the public roads here. The main reason he didn't get a ticket was because he had out of state plates.
DeleteEver since then I've always wondered if those worked well in fog or not.
The yellow lights do somewhat but they need to be mounted low or the water in the fog just reflects them back at you. White lights suck in the fog - you can't see shit but the fog.
DeleteDriving for years in the Valley's tule fog, I figured out that fog lights aren't to make you see better, but to make you more visible to the oncoming driver right before he swerves into your lane because he's driving too fast for the conditions.
Fog lights should be aimed really low so they actually bounce off the pavement into the fog further ahead.
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#20 Sad. So the brother dumped her in the first trimester. At least she got to hang a nice name on the poor little girl, "Heidi" not "Zuleemque". Mom still has braces, notice that? Young, I wonder if she's learned anything.
ReplyDeleteThe culture of the prospective mate is as important as anything else. Sometimes everything else.
But the obvious, that she is looking to fix her life with "the right man", isn't a good sign.
"Adult" braces are a thing.
Delete#19 My wife would pull that scrap early in on in our marriage. " I have enough gas to get to the gas station"
ReplyDelete" Fine , what if you need to get to the hospital? Fuel pump is in the tank and needs fuel to cool it. Between the tow truck time,expense , dropping the fuel tank to replace the pump, use woman math and tell me how you saved ANYTHING! "
#20 proves the old adage: "Once you go black, you're a single Mom."
ReplyDeleteOkay no one else said it so I am going to. #16 kinda looks like him but he would have to turn around so I can verify the gerbil. Sorry but you ain't living that down.
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