Just as bad as the smoking area outside of my former employers office in Omaha...The smoking area is on the west side of the building, but unless you're standing on the east side of the buiding, the lee side, you can light your cigarette without a blowtorch. Additionally, all of the trees on the property are tethered to prevent them from blowing into Missouri...
The sheetmetal of the hood rusted out under the trim, then the trim fell off, then they went 80 mph and shoved a lot of air under the sheetmetal, then somehow the hood latch held. Voila!
Some hood supplier back in 2000-ish China didn't spot weld (or glue) the entire hood skin. The front seam has been rusting for 20+ years. Over time, more and more air pressure gets inside the hood. Then one day at 75mph, boom! The front seam separates in a very spectacular manner. Jiffy Pop Escalade!
#1: There is a section of highway 2 in Alberta by Claresholm that is like that. The rcmp will close it when wind gets really bad to prevent trucks getting flipped.
....and by Gull Lake, and Pincher Creek occasionally. Had to reroute quite a distance around Gull Lake once because a train was derailed. The extreme low atmospheric pressure is because Trudeau and Ottawa suck so hard.
#9 was made the day after a 3 day weekend.
ReplyDeletenom nom nom !
Deletethat thing surely didnt go fast enough for separation ?
#1: Welcome to Wyoming.
ReplyDeleteYep. Been up there on a similar road. I think I burned half of my tires in 1 trip.
DeleteMondays? Looks like Windsday to me.
DeleteJust as bad as the smoking area outside of my former employers office in Omaha...The smoking area is on the west side of the building, but unless you're standing on the east side of the buiding, the lee side, you can light your cigarette without a blowtorch. Additionally, all of the trees on the property are tethered to prevent them from blowing into Missouri...
Laramie😂😂
DeleteDown hill on a rain slick road, too fast to make the turn.
Delete9 - how is that possible?
ReplyDeleteThe sheetmetal of the hood rusted out under the trim, then the trim fell off, then they went 80 mph and shoved a lot of air under the sheetmetal, then somehow the hood latch held. Voila!
DeleteSome hood supplier back in 2000-ish China didn't spot weld (or glue) the entire hood skin. The front seam has been rusting for 20+ years. Over time, more and more air pressure gets inside the hood. Then one day at 75mph, boom! The front seam separates in a very spectacular manner. Jiffy Pop Escalade!
DeleteA good red-neck would paint #9 to look like a Largemouth Bass and add a few gills. Heck, they can put a video camera in front and drive by monitor.
DeleteJust put a really fucking loud horn in it.
DeleteHell of a scoop for a supercharger.
Delete#1: There is a section of highway 2 in Alberta by Claresholm that is like that. The rcmp will close it when wind gets really bad to prevent trucks getting flipped.
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....and by Gull Lake, and Pincher Creek occasionally.
DeleteHad to reroute quite a distance around Gull Lake once because a train was derailed.
The extreme low atmospheric pressure is because Trudeau and Ottawa suck so hard.
#2 looks pretty tasty. Pretty sure I wouldn’t eat it off the floor though.
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Just eat the top
DeleteRinse it off. It's fine.
DeleteThe intellectual equivalent of kamala harris, but with more redeeming qualities-
DeleteGood example of the 10-second rule. Easy enough that count starts from first sight. In a pinch, rinse & eat the top layer also works.
Deleteyou just know that ended up on some ones plate.
Delete1 Dock those semis a days wage for napping on the job.
ReplyDelete-lg
A truck has got to know its' limitations.
DeleteCaint be more than 114
Delete#2 Did they mop the floors last night?
ReplyDelete#1 - Bought a MB 3500 High Cube Sprinter, 144" wheelbase in 2019. If the wind was 25+ mph, no way to drive it safely. Got blown sideways during gusts.
ReplyDeleteNONE of these gifs are moving!
ReplyDeleteTry waving your phone in front of your face.
DeleteDoes that trick work for porn photos? Asking for a pervert.
Delete"waving your phone..."
DeleteTHAT'S some funny shit!😆
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Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!!!
ReplyDelete#2 ... Eff the 5 second rule. I'd invoke the $60 rule and eat that bad boy, dog hair and all.
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