A man developed a "breakdance bulge" on the top of his head after repeatedly practicing headspins, doctors report.
The bulbous lump of tissue, which doctors surgically removed, had become tender to the touch and was associated with a circle of hair loss. These hairless bumps on the head are also commonly called "headspin holes," and more broadly, the condition is sometimes called "breakdancer overuse syndrome."
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I thought that's what those yarmalukes were supposed to prevent...
DeleteI remember when this affliction became a thing in the 80s. I guess it's back now. Idiots.
ReplyDeleteThe original Conehead, maybe?
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No big deal. It's simply a callus on the head. Whirling Dervishes get them same bumps on their feet.
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