#1 I'm not sure what's going on here. #2 Learn to share nicely at the doggie dish! #3 We used to have an electric fence for our horses, and they'd take turns touching it to see if it was on or had shorted out someplace - which it did with astounding regularity. #4 A Mary Poppins variant. #5 Here's another one I don't get. What's up with this? #6 Give me back my child! This cat is a good mother. #7 I wouldn't last. #8 Probably taken in a zoo. Me, I hate primates. #9 Don't poke the beehive! #10 It's mine! It's yours if you can catch me.
The guy was gunning his engine, making a pile of noise for no good reason, until the po-po decided they'd had enough of his shit. (Says Policia on the car, so not sure where that might be, but some place where the cops don't put up with much crap.)
#3 I thought only young male idiots did that #5 Douchebag on a scooter, he needs a corrective a$$-kicking. #9 Moose are scared of no animal, but as soon as they see a human....
#9 Dog is a Norwegian elkhound. I am on my third one, very devoted and great guardians. I always know when something/one is on our property. A very old breed, possibly 4-5,000 years. Bodies found in Viking graves. They were bred and trained to trail moose and hold, not attack, them until the hunt party caught up with bow/arrow or spear. The Norwegian word for moose is “elg” hence elghound corrupted to elkhound.
3: I feel like this ends a half second too soon. 5: Nothing like getting slammed down by military cops in a shithole country. Someone's about to have a (well deserved) bad day. 7: Weird thing to not have automated.
#8 - They behave a lot like African Americans on Black Friday at Walmart.
ReplyDeleteTheir EBTs refilled.
Delete8- Atlanta Walmart?
ReplyDelete#8 ... Chicago? Or Minneapolis?
ReplyDelete#8 First of the month at Walmart
ReplyDelete- WDS
#8 Detroit?
ReplyDelete3 and 5 FAFO, idiots.
ReplyDelete#8. I hate those lazy monkeys. They stay pregnant, feeding one at the breast, and beg for handouts.
ReplyDelete#1 I'm not sure what's going on here.
ReplyDelete#2 Learn to share nicely at the doggie dish!
#3 We used to have an electric fence for our horses, and they'd take turns touching it to see if it was on or had shorted out someplace - which it did with astounding regularity.
#4 A Mary Poppins variant.
#5 Here's another one I don't get. What's up with this?
#6 Give me back my child! This cat is a good mother.
#7 I wouldn't last.
#8 Probably taken in a zoo. Me, I hate primates.
#9 Don't poke the beehive!
#10 It's mine! It's yours if you can catch me.
The guy was gunning his engine, making a pile of noise for no good reason, until the po-po decided they'd had enough of his shit. (Says Policia on the car, so not sure where that might be, but some place where the cops don't put up with much crap.)
DeletePolicia? Probably Iowa.
DeleteWhat is happening in #1?
ReplyDelete#1 - ???
ReplyDeletesome sort of carbonated drink in a glass bottle. the bottle hit the floor, broke and launched, possibly hitting the last customer.
DeleteIt dinged the customer in the face as she turned to see what the noise was.
DeleteIs Uchuck the Tuchuck related to Kamchak? Tarl Cabot wants to know...
DeleteDNC/Commie voter registration drive.
ReplyDeleteWhy the f… is 10 hopping on one foot? For lack of a flip flop?
ReplyDeleteYou didn't notice what the dog did? Seriously?
DeleteWith old eyeballs, and a low resolution gif, nope, I can't tell either.
Delete- Mr. Mayo
# 8. The demonktap vote counters on election day
ReplyDeleteJD
Downtown Detroit on EBT day
ReplyDelete#3 I thought only young male idiots did that
ReplyDelete#5 Douchebag on a scooter, he needs a corrective a$$-kicking.
#9 Moose are scared of no animal, but as soon as they see a human....
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#9 Dog is a Norwegian elkhound. I am on my third one, very devoted and great guardians. I always know when something/one is on our property. A very old breed, possibly 4-5,000 years. Bodies found in Viking graves. They were bred and trained to trail moose and hold, not attack, them until the hunt party caught up with bow/arrow or spear. The Norwegian word for moose is “elg” hence elghound corrupted to elkhound.
ReplyDeleteYes! You beat me to it.
Delete#3 That one can't get pregnant and out of the house fast enough.
ReplyDelete8- If this goes on for any length of time, and they are overpopulated and the free bananas run out, guess what happens?
ReplyDelete3: I feel like this ends a half second too soon.
ReplyDelete5: Nothing like getting slammed down by military cops in a shithole country. Someone's about to have a (well deserved) bad day.
7: Weird thing to not have automated.