A Florida Man is behind bars after being charged with spaghetti a la battery, records show.
Police say that Marquell Royal, 40, and his wife were arguing Sunday evening about Royal’s “abuse of alcohol” when the domestic dispute turned violent.
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What is it about Floridians and food fights? It's a once-a-week thing and it seems like it's always soft foods - when are we going to see something about Florida Man jabbing his boyfriend in the eyeball with a rib bone while driving naked down the road in either a swamp buggy or a golf cart?
At least it wasn't because the fries were too cold.
ReplyDeleteHe should have ordered his Penne al dente
ReplyDeleteHere in the sunshine state it’s usually too hot to get up and find a more suitable weapon to attack your spouse with, so it is a matter of what is conveniently within reach at the time.
ReplyDeleteYes, but late October is usually great weather in Florida, so this is just laziness.
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ReplyDeleteSoff food is easier on teef.
ReplyDeleteArrested for throwing spaghetti sounds ridiculous, especially with it landing on her stomach area... Make him clean up the mess and move on
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It's because all of those crazy damn-yankee states send their fuckups to Florida.
ReplyDeleteThis shit happens in the Yankee states, but it's normal up there so it doesn't get into the news cycle.
Seriously, if the media spent 10% of the time they spend on 'Florida Man/Woman' stories investigating and reporting all the shit going on in just one borough of New York Fucking City, or 1/4th of Jersey City, or Boston, or Philadelphia, there'd be 50 times the number of crazy weird and stupid reports.
Outta coke AND, no meat in the sauce? Bitch be tripping main!
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