A Florida Man is behind bars after being charged with spaghetti a la battery, records show.
Police say that Marquell Royal, 40, and his wife were arguing Sunday evening about Royal’s “abuse of alcohol” when the domestic dispute turned violent.
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What is it about Floridians and food fights? It's a once-a-week thing and it seems like it's always soft foods - when are we going to see something about Florida Man jabbing his boyfriend in the eyeball with a rib bone while driving naked down the road in either a swamp buggy or a golf cart?
