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Wednesday, October 16, 2024

Your Wednesday Morning Florida Report

Angry that her Domino’s pizza was delivered “cold and uncut,” a Florida Woman allegedly drove from her residence to the restaurant, where she quarreled with an employee, flung the pizza, and damaged the store’s telephone, according to an arrest report detailing the 1:30 AM altercation. 

17 comments:

  1. Ya know, I've seen a few of these situations recently where a situation with take-out food (be it a pizza joint or walk-in or drive-thru) resulted in violent confrontation.
    Why?
    Like, I don't like the Wendys by me, the lobby is kinda dirty, floor always slippery (even when freshly mopped, use some de-greaser dude!)... but I never once thought to fling my 5-dollar-biggie-bag back at the poor sap making minimum wage?
    Why is that the answer? They're human beings, working a shitty job, because they've got bills to pay. Why shit on them?

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    1. You think anyone working a fast food joint is making minimum wage anymore? Maybe California where it's 20 bucks per, but in Pa., minimum is like 8, and McDonald's starts at about 17, more for openers and closers.

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    2. Of course, no reason to be an asshole, no matter how much they get paid.

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  2. That face without makeup would be a frightening sight to behold indeed.
    Mugshots should be taken after scrubbing their face to remove the plaster, otherwise you don't get a true representation of thr perp.

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  3. That face and the gelled little wingettes hair do scream “I am entitled, B!TCH!”

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    1. I agree, wasn't sure what to call those things
      JD

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  4. She has a lack of impulse control, but is not brown enough to use a firearm to voice her displeasure.

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  5. She looks like she'd swallow for twenty bucks
    -lg

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    1. Could be, but are you going to put it in her mouth? Or even let her touch it? That's a lot of antibiotics.

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  6. "The arrest report does not indicate what, if any, pizza toppings Holly requested (or if any stuffed cheesy bread was part of her order)."

    The guy who wrote this article was bored and decided to end it with a little snark.

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    1. That was the best part of the article. Nothing like a little extra sauce, right?!

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  7. Mental instability is now a virtue. Engaging in alpha behavior to establish dominance is nearly normalized among certain tribes.

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  8. Without looking at the article, I saw the perp is female, late 20s to mid-30s.

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  9. Well, well. I was off on age but right on gender and ethnicity. Not hardly necessary anymore to mention the melanin content.

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  10. Cruntella should've made the effort to pick up & check out the (shitty brand) pizza herself!
    - WDS

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  11. She should wear her dress backwards, like her older sister...

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