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Wednesday, October 16, 2024

Your Wednesday Morning Florida Report

Angry that her Domino’s pizza was delivered “cold and uncut,” a Florida Woman allegedly drove from her residence to the restaurant, where she quarreled with an employee, flung the pizza, and damaged the store’s telephone, according to an arrest report detailing the 1:30 AM altercation. 

7 comments:

  1. Ya know, I've seen a few of these situations recently where a situation with take-out food (be it a pizza joint or walk-in or drive-thru) resulted in violent confrontation.
    Why?
    Like, I don't like the Wendys by me, the lobby is kinda dirty, floor always slippery (even when freshly mopped, use some de-greaser dude!)... but I never once thought to fling my 5-dollar-biggie-bag back at the poor sap making minimum wage?
    Why is that the answer? They're human beings, working a shitty job, because they've got bills to pay. Why shit on them?

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  2. That face without makeup would be a frightening sight to behold indeed.
    Mugshots should be taken after scrubbing their face to remove the plaster, otherwise you don't get a true representation of thr perp.

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  3. That face and the gelled little wingettes hair do scream “I am entitled, B!TCH!”

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    1. I agree, wasn't sure what to call those things
      JD

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  4. She has a lack of impulse control, but is not brown enough to use a firearm to voice her displeasure.

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  5. She looks like she'd swallow for twenty bucks
    -lg

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  6. "The arrest report does not indicate what, if any, pizza toppings Holly requested (or if any stuffed cheesy bread was part of her order)."

    The guy who wrote this article was bored and decided to end it with a little snark.

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