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Thursday, November 07, 2024

43 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility; police warn residents to secure doors and windows

Authorities in South Carolina on Thursday warned residents to lock their doors and windows after more than 40 monkeys escaped from a research facility.

The primates broke loose from a Alpha Genesis facility in Beaufort County and traps have been set up and thermal imaging cameras are being used in an effort to locate the fugitive monkeys, the Yemassee Police Department said in a statement.
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-WiscoDave

10 comments:

  1. Has anyone checked the Welfare Office?...

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  2. Monkeys against our government?
    My money is on the monkeys.

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  3. Wonder what it would cost to get one of those little fuckers mounted?
    Ed

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  4. "Escaped"
    - WDS (NOT in Beaufort County)

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  5. Any PETA activists in the area? Asking for a friend.

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  6. Great. More of them. Lock and load.

    QHM

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  7. They are just looking for who stole their bananas

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  8. Unless they were speaking English, riding horses, and carrying rifles, I'm not worried.

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  9. Ebola outbreak incoming. There is a vax
    for that.

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  10. A whole different kinda apeing out going on
    JD

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