Authorities in South Carolina on Thursday warned residents to lock their doors and windows after more than 40 monkeys escaped from a research facility.
The primates broke loose from a Alpha Genesis facility in Beaufort County and traps have been set up and thermal imaging cameras are being used in an effort to locate the fugitive monkeys, the Yemassee Police Department said in a statement.
-WiscoDave
Has anyone checked the Welfare Office?...
ReplyDeleteMonkeys against our government?
ReplyDeleteMy money is on the monkeys.
Wonder what it would cost to get one of those little fuckers mounted?
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"Escaped"
ReplyDelete- WDS (NOT in Beaufort County)
Any PETA activists in the area? Asking for a friend.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of research was being done at this place? Is this going to kick off the zombie apocalypse when the first human gets bit?
DeleteGreat. More of them. Lock and load.
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They are just looking for who stole their bananas
ReplyDeleteUnless they were speaking English, riding horses, and carrying rifles, I'm not worried.
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DeleteIs that you, Taylor?
-lg
Ebola outbreak incoming. There is a vax
ReplyDeletefor that.
A whole different kinda apeing out going on
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Don't worry the govt office says, they are too young to have been experimented with but just to be sure lock all your doors and windows, and call 911 if you see any.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, these days I have doubts about things when the govt has to explain.
"Alpha Genesis"
ReplyDeleteSounds legit.
"...never been used for testing due to their age." That means worry free barbecue bush meat - unless the lab is just saying that to cover up the Ebola testing- then make sure everything is well done-
ReplyDeleteAs Beaufort residents (on one of the Sea Islands far away - 45 minutes south of Yemassee), that town is in another world where the monkeys would be right at home. Other than the Le Creuset factory, Auldbrass (Frank Lloyd Wright plantation owned by Joel Silver w/ his 4 Oscars on display) & Harold's Country Club (bar), there's no there there.
ReplyDeleteMatthew Broderick & Helen Hunt in the area?
ReplyDeleteA vague reference but I got it.
DeleteI lived less than a mile from Yerkes for 30 years. I kept a shotgun in my coat closet in case I had a mikan appear in the yard. There were two escapes that I was aware of.
ReplyDeleteBait the traps with fried chicken and grape soda.
ReplyDeleteOh, not those.
It would probably work.
DeleteThey aren't THAT far apart on the evolutionary tree.
Be sure to cancel their EBT cards.
ReplyDeleteAt last word they were seen moving quickly toward North Charleston where they will easily blend in, making identification very difficult.
ReplyDeleteAnyone check the local mall or Applebees?
ReplyDeleteCalling LAWDOG!
ReplyDeleteOne time my son told me I should stop watching all those monkey hunting videos on YouTube.
ReplyDeleteIsn't this how the movie, "28 days" started?
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