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Monday, November 11, 2024

Mondays in gifs

 

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  1. #1
    First rule "never walk under a suspended load."

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    1. And be especially cautious when working around an operator who doesn't grasp the concepts of either gravity or physics.

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    2. he has a crushed foot to remind him of the rule

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    3. Bullshit, it's a hangnail!

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    4. Had the boom tilted forward, should have been all the way back until against the truck bed then let the load down. Around here if you aren't certified you don't get on a forklift.

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    5. Stability pyramid, it is real.

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    6. Two idiots, one walking under a load.
      If he had lowered the forks it probably wouldn't have happened.
      Too long an arm, too great a moment.

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  2. I'd love to comment,But...I'm bloody speechless!

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  3. I see many lessons being learned the hard way.

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  4. My daddy always said that if yer gonna be stupid, yer better be tough.

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  5. #10 Did those fools really think the tractor would pull that load out of the bridge collapse?

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  6. HA! HA! Punk on motorcycle trying to rob truck is hopefully still in the hospital.

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  7. #1 All forklifts should have a relief valve to prevent over-loading.

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    1. It wasn't overloaded. It was operated by someone who didn't know what he was doing.

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    2. When the hydraulic hose bursts you got your relief valve right there.

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  8. #8-At least the wall of booze was unhurt :)
    Scarecrow

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  9. #3
    Starting to understand why they eat dogs…
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    FF

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  10. #1 when in doubt add counterweight: people, gas cylinders, anything handy and heavy.

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    1. Use explosive cylinders so you really pay attention.

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  11. #6) I don't understand what she was trying to accomplish. What is the significance of the black box at the end? Should I know what that is?

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  12. all I can say is, old man Carlin was right. too stupid to live.

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  13. #4 - Quote from the concrete guy: "Well, pluck it!"

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  14. #9 is especially satisfying

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  15. Hey you dog. Get off new conclete.
    I catch you, you be my suppa, stupid dog!

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  16. I guess some people don't understand the term Weight Limit. Fat girl should have bought the orange ladder. Not the POS aluminum one, not the cheap green or blue one but the one rated at 300 pounds

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    1. 300? Generous you are.

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    2. No modern woman, anywhere, acknowledges or appreciates her actual physical mass. I cite as evidence the sheer number of vertical structures that have collapsed/fractured/shattered when a random, clueless female attempts a pole dance on it. I'm sure this chick on the ladder has split a toilet seat or two in her time.

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  17. Boards don't hit back

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