#17. I saw a man last week with an incredibly small skull, it was about the size of my fist. He noticed my shocked look and said, " I picked up a witch the other night at the bar. She asked if I wanted a little head, I said sure, why not."
#14. A friend and I discussed pulling that, going around until stopped, then telling the cop we're lost, asked at Walmart for directions to HyVee, they said go to the traffic circle and take a left..
#1, 2, 3, 4, 19 -Yep! #5 - Try Rust Oleum Rust Restorer for surface rust. Works for me.
#14 - I hate these things. Invented by the Devil. Implemented by his minions. A trap to fuck up the weary or unprepared traveler. Good luck, everybody.
#10 any classic VW model from the 60s-70s versus today. I've owned so many VWs I've lost count, but we always considered them to be disposable cars. Now they're out of my price range.
#2 is great! I don't smoke much at all, but a few months ago, the woman who cuts my hair gave me a few buds. I brought them home and realized I had no way to smoke them until I noticed my trash can full of beer cans. Man, that brought back memories!
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#20. When they do it will be felines.
ReplyDelete#17. I saw a man last week with an incredibly small skull, it was about the size of my fist.
ReplyDeleteHe noticed my shocked look and said, " I picked up a witch the other night at the bar. She asked if I wanted a little head, I said sure, why not."
#14. A friend and I discussed pulling that, going around until stopped, then telling the cop we're lost, asked at Walmart for directions to HyVee, they said go to the traffic circle and take a left..
ReplyDeleteGood one
Delete#1 ~ kids say the darndest things!
ReplyDelete#10, no shit. Every truck (and some cars) I've owned since my 1979 Blazer is now a "classic" and unaffordable. Silly.
ReplyDelete#1, 2, 3, 4, 19 -Yep!
ReplyDelete#5 - Try Rust Oleum Rust Restorer for surface rust. Works for me.
#14 - I hate these things. Invented by the Devil. Implemented by his minions. A trap to fuck up the weary or unprepared traveler.
Good luck, everybody.
I hate them too but that one is big enough for a semi. Try Wickenburg sometime ...
DeleteHehehehe
DeleteHave family in Wickenburg.
Know EXACTLY what you're talking about!
I know of what you speak…it’s like they made the things for “smart cars” AKA roller skates with motors.
Delete#13 today years old and that's some funny shit.
ReplyDeletewhat is #2?
ReplyDeleteHe's making a Coke can bowl to smoke weed out of.
DeleteA pipe.
DeleteIt’s a can telephone… that’s the receiver he punching holes for…
DeleteVC
I invented this back in 75. Change my mind.
DeleteAnother instrument, just like a bassoon.
DeleteMy daughter’s high school smells like weed all the time, and that’s just from the parents dropping their kids off.
Delete#20. That’s a good one.
ReplyDelete#10 any classic VW model from the 60s-70s versus today. I've owned so many VWs I've lost count, but we always considered them to be disposable cars. Now they're out of my price range.
ReplyDeleteSame here.
Delete#5 - Every year after 3 my Fords kept getting better mileage cuz they got lighter!
ReplyDelete#1 Along with 50 million other voters.
ReplyDelete#19. they're sure dressed up nice to play a didgeridoo
ReplyDelete#1: I've been waiting since Clinton was in office for him and his bride to get to ride Old Sparky like the Rosenbergs.
ReplyDeleteI bought a cop car, i don't have a problem with mileage, or age......
ReplyDelete#11, I hope the hunters got to keep the antlers...
ReplyDeleteGB
#2 is great! I don't smoke much at all, but a few months ago, the woman who cuts my hair gave me a few buds. I brought them home and realized I had no way to smoke them until I noticed my trash can full of beer cans. Man, that brought back memories!
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