#17. I saw a man last week with an incredibly small skull, it was about the size of my fist. He noticed my shocked look and said, " I picked up a witch the other night at the bar. She asked if I wanted a little head, I said sure, why not."
#14. A friend and I discussed pulling that, going around until stopped, then telling the cop we're lost, asked at Walmart for directions to HyVee, they said go to the traffic circle and take a left..
#1, 2, 3, 4, 19 -Yep! #5 - Try Rust Oleum Rust Restorer for surface rust. Works for me.
#14 - I hate these things. Invented by the Devil. Implemented by his minions. A trap to fuck up the weary or unprepared traveler. Good luck, everybody.
#20. When they do it will be felines.
ReplyDelete#17. I saw a man last week with an incredibly small skull, it was about the size of my fist.
ReplyDeleteHe noticed my shocked look and said, " I picked up a witch the other night at the bar. She asked if I wanted a little head, I said sure, why not."
#14. A friend and I discussed pulling that, going around until stopped, then telling the cop we're lost, asked at Walmart for directions to HyVee, they said go to the traffic circle and take a left..
ReplyDelete#1 ~ kids say the darndest things!
ReplyDelete#10, no shit. Every truck (and some cars) I've owned since my 1979 Blazer is now a "classic" and unaffordable. Silly.
ReplyDelete#1, 2, 3, 4, 19 -Yep!
ReplyDelete#5 - Try Rust Oleum Rust Restorer for surface rust. Works for me.
#14 - I hate these things. Invented by the Devil. Implemented by his minions. A trap to fuck up the weary or unprepared traveler.
Good luck, everybody.
#13 today years old and that's some funny shit.
ReplyDeletewhat is #2?
ReplyDeleteHe's making a Coke can bowl to smoke weed out of.
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