# 6... Been there done that installing a security system several years ago... We had just finished the ceiling when the owner decided to put in the system.. I don't think it was on a Monday though JD
#1 Glad to see that toothy bastard dead. They show up in my creek every few years; can't be satisfied to eat crap trees like green ash, boxelder, honeylocust... no.... they have to cut down productive pecans. ESAD, beavers!
Good thing they only have willows and aspen to knock down on my creek. I usually let the water back up until the neighbors have to cut firewood a quarter-mile or so away...
I'm mostly keeping them there as emergency fresh meat.
# 6... Been there done that installing a security system several years ago... We had just finished the ceiling when the owner decided to put in the system.. I don't think it was on a Monday though
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I'd like to think that I live in a world where #4 is photoshopped.
ReplyDeleteIf so, they were thorough, look at the railings on the upper floor balcony.
Delete#4, a shop vac and lots of tortillas...
ReplyDelete#3 Someone didn't install the anti-tip device on the back leg of the oven.
ReplyDeleteYou have never installed a built-in oven.
Delete#1, logging is a dangerous business.
ReplyDelete#9: "Honey, I've been in an accident, but the MOST IMPORTANT THING is I'm fine."
ReplyDelete#1 Why do I always work on the dam. Why don't I get to gnaw trees down.
ReplyDeleteOK. We will give you a shot.
#1 Looks like the beaver got a nice piece of hard wood
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ReplyDelete#1 Glad to see that toothy bastard dead. They show up in my creek every few years; can't be satisfied to eat crap trees like green ash, boxelder, honeylocust... no.... they have to cut down productive pecans. ESAD, beavers!
Good thing they only have willows and aspen to knock down on my creek. I usually let the water back up until the neighbors have to cut firewood a quarter-mile or so away...
DeleteI'm mostly keeping them there as emergency fresh meat.
#1 - It took me a second to realize that it was a beaver and the tree that it cut down.
ReplyDeleteOUCH!!!
yep bobby the beaver must be a liberal democrat....
Delete#10 - Sheet rock is not supposed to hold much weight. Always walk on the studs in an attic or better yet, install wooden flooring.
ReplyDeleteNever, ever, tell the cook in #8 something you want kept secret.
ReplyDelete#1 - I've smelled a few beavers that could've been dead...
ReplyDelete#8 - There's always one asshole who spills the beans.