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Friday, November 01, 2024

Pops was known to take long dumps, but damn.....

Union City police officers found a dead body on the toilet of a home while they were searching for a missing woman this summer, the Union City Police Department confirmed. The body found was not that of the woman they were searching for.
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13 comments:

  1. what ? like in the movie "clerks" ?

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  2. Years ago I read that a burglar had entered a house in Bristol through a skyight. When he dropped into the toilet below he came face to face with the householder, who had been there for about three months. The residents were elderly and the wife didn't realise that her dear departed had left the room - in more ways than one. I trust that the thieving visitor still gets the shudders when he thinks about it . . .

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  3. "Long Dumps"? I pictured a 6 footer

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  4. She died doing what she loved.

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  5. What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?
    -igor

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    1. Showed my kids some clips of Young Frankenstein just today.

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  6. "Damn you Taco Bell, damn you all to hell!"

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  7. As long as they're still "taking a dump", them social security checks will still cash out.

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  8. When ya got to go, ya got to go.

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  9. Neighboring apartment had the door standing open in the winter, I stepped in just far enough to see stuff strewn about and the TV missing, called the police, first thing the officer asked was if I had checked the bathroom to see if anyone had died in there.

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  10. "The cause of death is expected to be natural causes."

    Funny how LE can never discover the motive behind black-on-White attacks, but they apparently lay odds on causes of death.

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  11. I've lived in UC for 36 year. How come I never heard about this?

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