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Thursday, November 07, 2024

See? There IS somebody for everybody!

“Tiger King” star Joe Exotic is engaged to a fellow inmate.

Exotic, whose real name is Joseph Maldonado-Passage, made the announcement Monday night in a post on X that reads:

“Meet Jorge Marquez he is 33. He is so amazing and is from Mexico. Now, the quest of getting married in prison and getting him asylum or we [will] be leaving America when we both get out. Either way, I wish I would have met him long ago.”
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17 comments:

  1. Night shifts in the ER taught me that. There IS somebody for everybody.

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  2. I'll just leave this here...
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S5nzKw-XIxw&list=PLDC363F6A564286ED&index=1&pp=iAQB8AUB

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  3. In time the headline reads. Tiger King shanked by cellmate. Least one can hope.

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  4. The guy is weird as fuck, but after watching the mini-series I truly believe he was set up. It was complete entrapment and he should have never been convicted. But yeah, he's out there. Way the fuck out there.

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  5. I was unaware that in prison one could use X.

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  6. Nope, not gonna say anything 😔
    JD

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  7. I suppose the prison commissary will be used as their wedding registry.
    - WDS

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  8. I can *almost* understand why lesbians "marry", since even deviant women have the strong female urge to nest. But gay guys? They tend to be so damned promiscuous and unfaithful that it seems inevitable there will be a breakup. None of my biz, of course, for they are all evolutionary dead ends. ("Heh heh. He said 'ends'.")

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    1. I'm not an expert in this matter but I've heard from reliable sources that lesbian couples have the most domestic violence..
      JD

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    2. Yep. A study I read about found that almost 40% of lesbian relationships involve some form of physical abuse. Double that of hetero couples, and four times the rate among male queers. Two unhinged, stronk, independent women for twice the drama.

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  9. I dislike this guy, I am also joe, i am also from Oklahoma, i have always wanted to have a small zoo where you can pet animals, that is where the similarities stop...

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  10. "or we [will] be leaving America when we both get out." - Please do.

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  11. So this just leaves 1 question inquiring minds want to know,: Is the King the husband or is he actually the Queen wife? Just so I can setup the memes correctly. And people here in the US don't understand why the world hates us now. We ARE The Roman Empire in full perverted collapse...

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    1. with a couple of gay couples I've known, each of the guys referred to their spouse as "husband". IIRC each of lesbian couples refer to spouse as wife.

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  12. Mark my words. Places like that so called Zoo run by crazy people are exactly how you end up with an invasive feral tiger population. It's going to be exciting to say the least. On the up side, maybe the tigers will eat all the wild hogs.

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