I don't know either. But, when I retire again on December 31st, my employer has promised to give me the title to the company car as a GTFO present. It is an Impala with roughly 250-K on the clock. I'm taking that one as a strong suggestion.
I've done that a couple times when young and foolish. Not to that extreme but I was pushing my luck. I stayed on back roads and checked the load a lot. And yes, I got lucky.
Hillbillys headed up 33 to Columbus. When they get around Lancaster their ropes and straps start failing and half their shit ends up in the median. They stop to pick it up but get distracted by the road kill and take that instead.
Third World. In my travels to certain parts of the globe, this is the kind of shit I frequently see there though it's usually, (A) on a motorcycle (B) often involves live animals (C) one of many on the scene and (D) out of desperation or absolute necessity. In the US, as most of the examples pictured appear to be, it's more often than not, out of pure stupidity and/or an imported, reckless Third World mentality. On a related note, the Third World has been with us for a long time now and it's very evident when traveling along Maryland's roads. In addition to stand-out examples of vehicles piled high with junk or driven spectacularly bad, it lines the roadsides in the form of tons of garbage that Marylanders just heave out of car windows or allow to blow out of truck beds. The state has become a linear landfill that needs to be buried so you can tell when you're leaving or entering Baltimore.
5, only 5 I refreshed the page a couple of times to make sure..
ReplyDeleteAll of these remind me of the Bongo trucks and one eyed dragons in South Korea. Loaded to the hilt plus some more.
ReplyDelete'It's completely free, but has to be taken here and now ..."
ReplyDeleteWTF is #1
ReplyDeleteAn accident about to happen?
DeleteI don't know either. But, when I retire again on December 31st, my employer has promised to give me the title to the company car as a GTFO present. It is an Impala with roughly 250-K on the clock. I'm taking that one as a strong suggestion.
DeleteRedneck innovation and integrity. We sometimes call them hybrids. Ain't one of nothin' and a little bit of everything.
DeleteI bet that when the loading job was done on truck #2 they were, ......wait, ......wait for it, tired!
ReplyDeleteWhen making puns, tread lightly my friend.
DeleteToo many bad puns and you might get belted
DeleteCoelacanth
It's a good year for bad puns! Those are some nice Falken tires!
DeleteI don't want to get an over inflated idea of my punning skills.
DeleteGrateful Dead sticker on the last one; not surprising :)
ReplyDeleteScarecrow
Possibly a hair ass supporter heading to Canada.
DeleteI've done that a couple times when young and foolish. Not to that extreme but I was pushing my luck. I stayed on back roads and checked the load a lot. And yes, I got lucky.
ReplyDeleteThat last one cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of So. Cal., Mexicans chasing Saturday morning Craigslist, Curb Finds and yard sales. Maybe Somalis and Haitions by now, too.
ReplyDelete#4 - left turns are okay, but right turns might cause some serious problems.
ReplyDelete#5 - Going on vacation with the kids.
ReplyDelete#1 - Very creative. I bet that fella has more fun in a weekend rhat the rest of us combined.
ReplyDelete#1- My Tetraphobia is acting up-
ReplyDeleteMoving day or dump run?
ReplyDeleteHillbillys headed up 33 to Columbus. When they get around Lancaster their ropes and straps start failing and half their shit ends up in the median. They stop to pick it up but get distracted by the road kill and take that instead.
DeleteThird World. In my travels to certain parts of the globe, this is the kind of shit I frequently see there though it's usually, (A) on a motorcycle (B) often involves live animals (C) one of many on the scene and (D) out of desperation or absolute necessity.
ReplyDeleteIn the US, as most of the examples pictured appear to be, it's more often than not, out of pure stupidity and/or an imported, reckless Third World mentality. On a related note, the Third World has been with us for a long time now and it's very evident when traveling along Maryland's roads. In addition to stand-out examples of vehicles piled high with junk or driven spectacularly bad, it lines the roadsides in the form of tons of garbage that Marylanders just heave out of car windows or allow to blow out of truck beds. The state has become a linear landfill that needs to be buried so you can tell when you're leaving or entering Baltimore.