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Wednesday, November 20, 2024

Wednesday's gifs

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  1. 2. I can tell you from experience, he'll never do that again.
    5. Trim those nails. Seriously.
    The only thing those are good for is picking olives out of the jar.
    -lg

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    1. How does she clean herself?...

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    2. She doesn't. She smells like ass 24/7.

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  2. #3- "I am not a number, I'm a FREE MAN!"

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  3. 2 - My Mom sat there and watched me do it.

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  4. 7 - Don't do that shit on a street full of dindoos.

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    1. Draw
      Aim
      Squeeze
      Squeeze
      Holster

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    2. The people watching are sorry that they didn't think of grabbing it first-

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  5. #1 is going to be an organ donor. No driver is going to be watching for a skate rat moving at 20+ mph in and out of the grass and road.

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    1. Is there a kid in the trailer?

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    2. That 'trailer' is the ass end of a scooter with some handle bars on the front. He is being pushed to move that fast (assuming the video isn't sped up).

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  6. #5 - How does she pick her nose? You gotta get in there and clean house every once in a while.

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    1. I think that's artificial nails glued to the real ones, so a little solvent and she might have perfectly normal nails again while she takes care of business.

      But this is definitely someone who was over-impressed with "Edgar Scissorhands".

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    2. How does she wipe?

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  7. #10 is an oh sh*t moment when too much of the lower wall gave way at once.

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  8. #10 Run Forrest RUN!

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  9. 8. Is this how Burt Munro started?

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  10. #1 Where do I get that. That is an excellent present for my liberal friends.
    #6 Never thought of that. So many documents can be forged as approved since you get a
    copy any way.
    #10 He could have built rooms in that silo and B and B it. Anything on a farm.

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  11. #1. Does he have that thing up his rectum?

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  12. #1: I wonder how long before dindoos appropriate these for their hi-jinks the way they have dirt bikes and 4-wheelers.
    #4 is my ex-wife in traffic.

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  13. #10 He accomplished what he wanted and saved the sledge.

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    1. Computer notary and signatures are now legal and accepted.

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    2. Is she going to use white-out before the next customer, that's the big question.

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  15. #2--what the fuck did they think was going to happen?
    --Tennessee Budd

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    1. Must be some youngster driving his granddad's pickup.

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  16. #3 - Hope he's packing a knife!

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  17. #3 - Ahhhh the ole EGR balloon! Fart - breathe. Fart - breathe...

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  18. At around 5 or 6, I wanted to see if the lighter in my dad's car worked. I didn't want to burn my finger so I put it to my mouth.
    My kindergarten pic looks like a bee flying in front of me.

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  19. #1 Hahaha. I'm so creative and I think outside the box, tearing the fukkin envelope! Now where do I put all this shit & change when I get to work?

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