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The recruiter did say I would learn a skill I could use at any employer.
#2 When I was in my 20s I had a job as a warranty clerk. My boss told me to put it on my resume as a warranty "analyst" because it sounded more important. He was a good boss.
20, and a legal immigrant at that.
#19: "Screw the horse on which you came, your ass and his are 'bout the same, it looks just like the Hin-denburg, Jo-lene..."
#8- If I was dying, I'd make a video of our daily routine or favorite activity so that the dog could continue to watch and hear me every day- why not?
Dude, you are an angel, and a genius
The difficult part is teaching your dog how to log on to YouTube-
#19--judging by that ass, Dolly's man must be named Juan or Shitavious. Last time I saw an ass like that it was under a saddle.--Tennessee Budd
Who else has heard the rumor that the Kansas City Chiefs are changing their name to the Kansas City Swifties?
#5 I don't get it. Unless the implication is that she's going to make the damned pizza herself? There must be some nuance that I'm missing...John G.
The idea is the guy is hiding her contact information from another girl.
She's a side piece. The Papa John's label is camouflage so his wife won't suspect anything.
Pappa John's = Side slice
She is the side dish.
She was snooping on his phone to see who he was texting/calling
#6 Reminds me of Joe Rogan's stand up about women creating all of them and if men had to birth children there would be like 6 people.
I'd like 13, and 19. :)
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The recruiter did say I would learn a skill I could use at any employer.
ReplyDelete#2 When I was in my 20s I had a job as a warranty clerk. My boss told me to put it on my resume as a warranty "analyst" because it sounded more important. He was a good boss.
ReplyDelete20, and a legal immigrant at that.
ReplyDelete#19: "Screw the horse on which you came, your ass and his are 'bout the same, it looks just like the Hin-denburg, Jo-lene..."
ReplyDelete#8- If I was dying, I'd make a video of our daily routine or favorite activity so that the dog could continue to watch and hear me every day- why not?
ReplyDeleteDude, you are an angel, and a genius
DeleteThe difficult part is teaching your dog how to log on to YouTube-
Delete#19--judging by that ass, Dolly's man must be named Juan or Shitavious. Last time I saw an ass like that it was under a saddle.
ReplyDelete--Tennessee Budd
Who else has heard the rumor that the Kansas City Chiefs are changing their name to the Kansas City Swifties?
ReplyDelete#5 I don't get it. Unless the implication is that she's going to make the damned pizza herself? There must be some nuance that I'm missing...
ReplyDeleteJohn G.
The idea is the guy is hiding her contact information from another girl.
DeleteShe's a side piece. The Papa John's label is camouflage so his wife won't suspect anything.
DeletePappa John's = Side slice
DeleteShe is the side dish.
DeleteShe was snooping on his phone to see who he was texting/calling
Delete#6 Reminds me of Joe Rogan's stand up about women creating all of them and if men had to birth children there would be like 6 people.
ReplyDeleteI'd like 13, and 19. :)
ReplyDelete