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Monday, November 11, 2024

Your Monday Morning Florida Report

A kangaroo on the lam in Florida was captured Wednesday morning in Volusia County, where it was spotted last month in the wild, according to officials.

The kangaroo, which escaped its enclosure after an incident with a bear, was found in a fenced-in area in Volusia, although the specific location was not disclosed.
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8 comments:

  1. ... an incident with a bear ... escaped kangaroo ... escaped monkeys ...
    What in tarnation is going on down there? All I got is I hope the monkeys are neutered.

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    1. Release the pythons on them.

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    2. The monkeys aren't neutered. Give 'em two or three generations and you'll overcrowded schools, a sharp increase in student proficiency, and eventually the Moonbats will outnumber the Republicans at three to one.

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  2. The escapee will be in kangaroo court this morning.

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  3. I have no problem with a random kangaroo. 43 monkeys? Research monkeys? Carrying what kind of disease(s)?

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    1. The new election infection.
      It's in the dems old play-book.

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    2. If the Sherf was smart he'd declare no bag limit. The them backwood boys take care of it.

      If gov gets involved we can expect monkeys riding boars coming out of the woods to do battle.

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  4. A bear lets a kangaroo out. Yep, welcome to Central Florida! Lucky some Floridaman didn't catch it, feed it beer, and fight it! I love this state!

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