#7: a clear case of “if you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk” #8: “Captain to navigator, chart a course towards the equator, pronto!” (RickeyG)
Those are 2x6's, or whatever the Russian equivalent might be. But that's pretty much a moot point when you're dealing with Vodka soaked Rooskies who have the equivalent of a third-grade education when they're sober, which they never are.
#10 We had a weather event rip the roof off of one of our pole barns, slam one end of it so deep into the lawn we couldn't pull it out with a tractor and had to cut it off and bury it. The rest of it got arched over my brothers brand new car and the end laid up against the side of the house. Without so much as scratching either.
My first thought as well. Even without the ice, high winds plus high swells equals: https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/2024/12/02/no-survivors-found-yet-as-search-continues-for-capsized-fishing-boat-in-southeast-alaska/
#7: a clear case of “if you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk”
ReplyDelete#8: “Captain to navigator, chart a course towards the equator, pronto!”
(RickeyG)
Or this:
ReplyDeletehttps://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_snuzyfxgGX1z23obp.mp4
I-80 in Wyoming
DeleteYou got that right.
Delete#3 - No physics majors in that crew. Yeah , two 2x4s supporting a 3,000 lb. car.
ReplyDeleteIt should have been three 2x4s.
DeleteOkay, let's try it with four.
Home Depot is out of 2x4s.
Those are 2x6's, or whatever the Russian equivalent might be. But that's pretty much a moot point when you're dealing with Vodka soaked Rooskies who have the equivalent of a third-grade education when they're sober, which they never are.
DeleteBusiness Majors thinking they are Engineers.
DeleteScurvy
That will buff out.
Delete#10 We had a weather event rip the roof off of one of our pole barns, slam one end of it so deep into the lawn we couldn't pull it out with a tractor and had to cut it off and bury it. The rest of it got arched over my brothers brand new car and the end laid up against the side of the house. Without so much as scratching either.
ReplyDeleteWow, so much face-palm in one place. Thanks!
ReplyDelete#3 That's gotta be a special kind of stupid there.
ReplyDelete#8 Time to get a bunch of non-rates out there with baseball bats.
ReplyDeleteThe vessel in #8 is in deep Kimchi. That much topside ice, combined with some rough weather and she'll on her beam ends in a flash.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought as well. Even without the ice, high winds plus high swells equals: https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/2024/12/02/no-survivors-found-yet-as-search-continues-for-capsized-fishing-boat-in-southeast-alaska/
Delete#3 These are DEI hires. Let that sink in.
ReplyDelete#10 Wish I had covered parking...
ReplyDelete#2: Don't skip arm day, son.
ReplyDelete#6: I can't fault the driver AT ALL for that. Put up a cone or something.
#10: "Fuck that red car in particular."