We are gathered here today to eulogize, pay our respects to, and mourn the passage of our dear protective friend ShotSpotter, who succumbed to the woke mind virus after a long and painful illness this year of our Lord 2024.
Alas we are here not to praise ShotSpotter, but to bury him. Yet, while his detractors claimed he was unceremoniously terminated because of his ineffectiveness, the reality is that the opposite is true.
-Brad_in_IL
Waste not, want not. Maybe Chicago can sell the gently used ShotSpotter equipment to the federal government who will pay for it with tax money at 3 times the market value so they can donate it to Ukraine.
ReplyDeleteThis is sad news for democrats who, in order to sleep good at night, need to waste money on useless things and encourage crime.
ReplyDeleteBe assured though, they'll find other ways to waste taxpayer money and support the crime they so desperately want, all with the idea of "we'll promise to end crime so that morons will keep voting for us".