We are gathered here today to eulogize, pay our respects to, and mourn the passage of our dear protective friend ShotSpotter, who succumbed to the woke mind virus after a long and painful illness this year of our Lord 2024.
Alas we are here not to praise ShotSpotter, but to bury him. Yet, while his detractors claimed he was unceremoniously terminated because of his ineffectiveness, the reality is that the opposite is true.
-Brad_in_IL
