#2. Construction humor... What did Bowie say to Crockett when the Mexican army came marching up to the Alamo? "I didn't know we were pouring concrete today"
#5 That dog goes through all that just to break his back on a slab of concrete. #7 I feel like a bad uncle for not thinking of that. #4 Like I can do a lunge at the end.
Didn't train my Malinois to do that stuff. He's 100lbs, that shit would blow out joints and bring him early euthanasia and THAT would devastate me, because I did that to him. He gets LOTS of exercise, we have 25 acres and all the small, medium and large critters he can chase away. He's a great watch dog. When he barks he ROARS, he's Thor!
#6 - One of our cats likes to do the same thing. Scares the shit out of me. #7 is one of the greatest, feel good things I've seen in a while! When kids could be kids and not have to wear helmets to take a dump.
#4 That is why in combat I want a man beside me. Plus that man is going to carry me a long ass way if needed.
ReplyDeleteThat’s a technique developed by the Ranger Regiment:
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#3 is that a cell phone? Why is he doing that with it?
ReplyDelete#7, the kids are having fun!
#3 Stealing it.
Delete#3 is stealing the phone. You see him drop it in his pocket.
ReplyDelete#7- I can see my twin brother and myself doing this when we were young. Too bad my parents didn't have a nice clothing drying rack like that one.
ReplyDeletePfft. That's not a clothing drying rack, it's an electric treadmi...
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OK, never mind. It is a clothing drying rack.
Dirty clothes storage rack and also toddler launcher.
Delete#2. Construction humor...
ReplyDeleteWhat did Bowie say to Crockett when the Mexican army came marching up to the Alamo?
"I didn't know we were pouring concrete today"
#7 looks more fun than sliding down a flight of stairs on a rug with an older brother behind you and the front door at the bottom.
ReplyDelete#5 That dog goes through all that just to break his back on a slab of concrete.
ReplyDelete#7 I feel like a bad uncle for not thinking of that.
#4 Like I can do a lunge at the end.
Why would they put concrete where they think he is going to land?
Delete#1 Akita, of course. Good looking dog, but they can be a pain.
ReplyDeleteI think it's a Shiba Inu, also from Japan like Akita and related, but not the same
Delete1 - that's what you get for breaking the treats in half.
ReplyDeleteFred, They cant spell or count but they know when we screw them over and they remember it!
DeleteDidn't train my Malinois to do that stuff. He's 100lbs, that shit would blow out joints and bring him early euthanasia and THAT would devastate me, because I did that to him. He gets LOTS of exercise, we have 25 acres and all the small, medium and large critters he can chase away. He's a great watch dog. When he barks he ROARS, he's Thor!
ReplyDelete#2 - Drywallers being delivered for work.
ReplyDelete#2 - I count 20 warm bodies exiting that van.
ReplyDeleteHow could you count 'em. They were moving as fast as Cockroaches when you turn on the kitchen light in the middle of the night.
DeleteMultiple views and really good eye sight.
Delete#2 - what happens when you eat "100 year" rotted eggs and cut a fart.
ReplyDelete#10 Commercial tuna fishing at it's finest...
ReplyDelete#6 - One of our cats likes to do the same thing. Scares the shit out of me.
ReplyDelete#7 is one of the greatest, feel good things I've seen in a while! When kids could be kids and not have to wear helmets to take a dump.
#2 Biden's border.
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