It happened at my house after a tornado. 90 foot cotton wood knocked out of the ground by the roots. The hole was 14 feet across an 3 feet deep. It was a bitch getting the stump out. 7 other large cotton woods all went down in 20 seconds. The walls of the house were moving 3 inches. Sounded like a freight train at arms length do 90 mph. Only one hit the house. I was a very small 60 foot wide water spout coming off the lake. We had two other near misses in the last 10 years, but they were 150 feet away with no damage. A full handgernade or horse shoe miss.
#8 I've seen a lot of wannabes pushing and pulling a chainsaw back and forth like a handsaw. Always makes me laugh. I also stay to hell away from them.
Liberal Democrat takes his new chainsaw into the saw shop, complaining that it won't cut. The saw mechanic says "Let's take a look at it". He gives the starter a yank and when it fires right up, the Liberal Democrat gets a startled look on his face and asks "What's that noise???"
#6- I did that once- cut the top half of a fallen tree by the barn & the weight of the root ball stood it right back up. Good, less to move out of the way.
#4- Ken Lane... The Early Years.
ReplyDeleteThat tree standing up cracked me up
ReplyDeleteI watched that happen with a huge Douglas Fir, probably 4' dia.
DeleteI had a big pine do that, and I hoped that a big oak would, but it didn't.
DeleteIt happened at my house after a tornado. 90 foot cotton wood knocked out of the ground by the roots. The hole was 14 feet across an 3 feet deep. It was a bitch getting the stump out. 7 other large cotton woods all went down in 20 seconds. The walls of the house were moving 3 inches. Sounded like a freight train at arms length do 90 mph. Only one hit the house. I was a very small 60 foot wide water spout coming off the lake. We had two other near misses in the last 10 years, but they were 150 feet away with no damage. A full handgernade or horse shoe miss.
DeleteI want one of those in #10!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's called a Spyder (or Spider) excavator.
Delete#2 gonna make a great libtard!
ReplyDeleteChutes Magoo
And when that little girl grew up, I married her.
Delete#8 I've seen a lot of wannabes pushing and pulling a chainsaw back and forth like a handsaw. Always makes me laugh. I also stay to hell away from them.
ReplyDeleteLiberal Democrat takes his new chainsaw into the saw shop, complaining that it won't cut. The saw mechanic says "Let's take a look at it". He gives the starter a yank and when it fires right up, the Liberal Democrat gets a startled look on his face and asks "What's that noise???"
DeleteGuy once sold me a brand new chainsaw, telling me that it would not cut.
DeleteChain was mounted on the bar backwards.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ym6uB9VQ1ac&si=yohKqhFXAmfTyv4d
ReplyDelete#6- I did that once- cut the top half of a fallen tree by the barn & the weight of the root ball stood it right back up. Good, less to move out of the way.
ReplyDelete#1 none of those fish are the size I would cal keepers but we still having a fish fry tonight
ReplyDelete#2 needs a spanking
ReplyDelete#8. Talk about morning wood.
ReplyDelete#9) Bill The Cat lives! Ack thppt!
ReplyDelete#9 How?
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