"I don't want my funeral to be a bleak affair. I want it to be a celebration of my life. I want it to be a fucking rager. I want people funneling beers and doing Jager bombs in my honor. I want a DJ to play Levels backwards 10x in a row just like we do at the Delt house. Sit my corpse upright in a throne Weekend at Bernie's style and pass me the blunt. Put a mirror on my lap and make a cocaine buffet out of my dead crotch. I don't want people being sad at my funeral. I want it to be a party." - Drunk College Guy
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